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Tux of Borg

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    This guy must have drank a lot of pineapple juice.
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    I always say a prayer before I jump out of a plane.
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    I agree... can you please call us mushroom-americans.
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    TD made me go to Hooters against my girlfriends' will.
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    Didn't New England shut down McGahee last year?
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    Tom Donahoe introduced Travis Henry to the Olsen twins.
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    Alcohol is an instrument of the devil. Give it up before you are eternally doomed!
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    Damn, now he is going to get called to testify in front of congress.
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    We really need a hall of fame forum. A place where classic threads can retire.
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    TD is responsible for me *bumping* this thread.
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    TD installed hidden cameras in the restroom at Hooters.
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    And then he has the nerve to charge you $5 for a draft beer!
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    Roscoe "redzone" Parrish
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    TD is responsible for John Wayne Bobbit's missing penis.
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    As much as I want Frank Gore to succeed, i don't see him staying healthy for the 49ers. Maurice Clarett was drafted pretty high, yet the consensus around the league is Travis Henry has a lot of issues.
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    I'm in section 312 and you get a pretty good view of the field. The best part is easy access to the rest room at the top of the ralph.
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    I heard Mel Kiper is looking for an assistant.
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    When Paris wouldn't give TD what he considered "fair trade value" for Travis, he published her phonebook on the Internet.
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    Why am I picturing Willie Mays Hays running in his pajamas in Major League. "Don't you guys go anywhere. I plan to put on a hitting display."
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    Do you have a problem with smurfs, bytch. Smurfs kick ass! From our socialist leader papasmurf, to our arian princess smurfet. You all can only hope to be as cool as the smurfs.
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    I want to be a softball stud. What type of aluminum bat should I get?
  22. Tux of Borg
    Yet another reason to support human cloning.
  23. Tux of Borg
    According to a source at TBD... Rudy wants Tom Donahoe to go on the Maury Povich show for a paternity test. Rudy is rumored to saying, "I know that kool-aid drinker is my pops".
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    First thing Parrish needs to learn is how to beat the first man. One of his negatives is he gets jammed at the line.
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    TD is responsible for the stevestojan filter.
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