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Tux of Borg

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  1. The offensive line can't even give the QB 4 seconds to throw the ball. You think they can block long enough to pull that play off.
  2. Scratch the Josh Reed end-around play from the play book.
  3. http://carrierdome.syr.edu/event.asp?id=4 SU tickets go on sale to the general public August 3rd. I might be going to the homecoming game this year. I was up there for last years homecoming game vs Florida State. Had a great time and they almost pulled an upset! I also want to take a road trip this year but am still trying to gather the funds.
  4. This thread would be much better if it was presented in power point.
  5. Ramius hasn't forgotten to send me pics of girls tanning in front of the Welcome to Tallahassee sign.
  6. Cindy always recognizes me when I come in her store.
  7. Visit the smurf's old stomping grounds... exit 295 gorman street.
  8. Cablelady and fezmid have a sex video out.
  9. Don't worry... the game will be over in the 1st quarter this year. The canes will be dancing (or stomping) at the 50 yard line at the end of this game.
  10. http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/3832438 New video game features Ron Mexico Story Tools: Print Email FOXSports.com Posted: 2 hours ago Ron Mexico, the pseudonym reportedly used by Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick when it came out that he was being sued by a woman who claimed he knowingly gave her herpes, has found his way to into a new video game. Midway's Blitz: The League, which isn't officially sanctioned by the NFL because of what it claims to be too much gratuitous violence, features a team called the Redhawks (that looks like the Falcons) and has "Mexico" as its quarterback. "Mexico" back to pass for the Redhawks. (Midway / Special to FOXSports.com) "No longer bound to the NFL license, there will be no league restrictions on content and gamers will finally experience what makes playing a football video game really fun," Midway CEO Steve Allison told Sports Business Daily. Electronic Arts owns the exclusive license for the NFL, which has forced Midway to be creative with its latest football offering. The game is co-written by Peter Egan, a writer on ESPN's Playmakers series that was not well-received by the NFL. Blitz: The League is due out in October and is sort of football meets Grand Theft Auto, in which players cheat, gamble and do drugs. The game will also include FHM magazine models to serve as cheerleaders and in various major character roles throughout the game's storyline. The cover features NFL Hall of Famer Lawrence Taylor — a.k.a. New York Nightmare linebacker Quentin Sands — who "plays a large role in evolving story lines that occur both on and off the field," according to a Midway news release. The Blitz: The League game summary goes as follows, "Playing in The League is your dream but you've paid the price. Your arms ache from weight-room reps and painkillers are blurring your vision. The dirty hits you've laid on QBs are career-enders but they also keep you employed. Two more sacks and you get your bonus, paying for your fast cars and faster lifestyle. Its 4th and 3 and you are up by 7. Stuff the offense, beat your opponents bloody and win at any cost."
  11. Hootie... the greatest thing ever to come out of South Carolina.
  12. About time I get credit for something.
  13. While we are on the subject of sucky music... Ciara sucks the sweat off of stojan's balls!
  14. Don't forget the two female sideline reporters. Thank god for the mute button.
  15. Riker
  16. Don't you have some dolls to make.
  17. Start with the fact that Van Halen is not in the Rock n Roll hall of fame and go from there.
  18. Wow... a six-year contract for $50 million and includes $24 million in bonus money.
  19. The doors aren't welded shut either. (at least not in the new Jessica Simpson video)
  20. Right, castration will really stop these !@#$ers from going after kids. This is just another loop hole that will keep sex offenders on the streets. Quit trying to rehabilitate these !@#$s and lock them up.
  21. You are a dirty old man... I use libraries to research papers for college. It's convenient to have there but I could make do if it was closed.
  22. Get well soon...
  23. I know a guy who can handle contract disputes.
  24. Lately i've been under more pressure than Sue's scale. What is a good stress reliever?
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