Tux of Borg

I'd go to Hooters and start recruiting the 2006 Jills... but that's just me.

This thread needs more dead cats.

Was he drafted too high, yes. Is he overrated... hard to tell. To quote his nfl.com profile, "The second-leading passer in NCAA history with 13,484 career passing yards — breaking school and Atlantic Coast Conference records — he also set an NCAA record with 51 career starts at quarterback … Rivers finished second in NCAA history with 13,582 career yards of total offense … He tied for fifth in NCAA history with 95 career touchdown passes and also broke school and ACC career records for passing attempts (1,710), pass completions (1,147), touchdowns responsible for (112), 300-yard passing games (18) and 400-yard passing games (7)"

Everybody's answer is obviously going to be to implement a playoff system. What I want to know is how do imagine it? I'd like to see a 24 team playoff series, single elimination of course and you play until there are 2 teams left, which will then be the BCS National Championship game. If I was in charge of setting up the tournament, I'd do it like so: 12 automatic bids for the conference winners, and then the next bids going to the next 12 teams with the best record.

Bledsoe and OJ need their own fan forum.

Current Rank, Team, Total Votes, 2004 Rank 1. Green Bay Packers 58,377 1 2. Philadelphia Eagles 16,366 2 3. Jacksonville Jaguars 16,319 3 4. Miami Dolphins 12,804 31 5. Houston Texans 10,385 7 6. Washington Redskins 9,944 20 7. Pittsburgh Steelers 8,866 6 8. New Orleans Saints 5,401 30 9. Indianapolis Colts 4,510 4 10. Oakland Raiders 4,369 25 11. Cleveland Browns 3,552 10 12. Minnesota Vikings 3,443 8 13. Atlanta Falcons 3,186 29 14. Cincinnati Bengals 3,014 9 15. Baltimore Ravens 2,695 17 16. Carolina Panthers 2,489 5 17. Kansas City Chiefs 2,394 11 18. Tennessee Titans 2,140 14 19. Arizona Cardinals 1,791 23 20. Dallas Cowboys 1,785 16 21. Buffalo Bills 1,589 24 22. Chicago Bears 1,543 15 23. St. Louis Rams 1,425 12 24. Denver Broncos 1,252 18 25. Detroit Lions 1,205 22 26. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1,193 26 27. New England Patriots 1,150 13 28. New York Giants 1,119 21 29. Seattle Seahawks 1,021 19 30. San Diego Chargers 797 28 31. New York Jets 763 32 32. San Francisco 49ers 662 27

To be on the safe side... i'll say this is NSFW! Photo

I wouldn't go as far as saying he is innocent, but let the guy live his life. One day he'll have to answer to his kids about what happened. And if you're a spiritual person, he's eternally !@#$ed anyways. Go Bills!

I think USC has the edge on talent, but Charlie Wiess has had an extra week to prepare for the game. Maybe this is the week for the Irish to pull off a big upset at home. Kickoff in about an hour...

I wonder if this video is real or not. NSFW! Adult ads on the page. http://abum.com/show/8369/ufo_sighting.wmv

Best one i ever saw.... I microwave cats for fun and profit.

It's a good thing the speakers at the ralph are sh--. Can't hear the words to bonecrusher or disturbed.

Why would they show it... they choose not to show those Islamic nut jobs sawing the heads off of Americans.

Response from the smurfs.... video

I don't understand how this team could be so bad. How hard can it be to go down to Florida and recruit all the rejects that Miami, Florida State and Florida don't want. Hell, make up a bull sh-- degree like recreational activities if you have too.

Eric Mould's comments on visiting Seductions and Sundowner.... (NSFW) Video

A Britney Spears clone who had what, 2 hits? 1) I wanna be bad 2) Did you understand that.

http://www.m-w.com/info/new_words.htm 'New Words' Added to Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary Here's a sample of the nearly new words that have been added to this year's edition of Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary. Amuse-bouche (noun): a small complimentary appetizer offered at some restaurants Battle dress uniform (noun): a military uniform for field service Bikini wax (noun): a procedure for removing pubic hair from the skin near the edge of the bottom half of a bikini by applying hot wax, covering the wax with a cloth to which the wax and hair adhere, and then peeling it off quickly Brain freeze (noun): a sudden shooting pain in the head caused by ingesting very cold food (as ice cream) or drink Chick flick (noun) : a motion picture intended to appeal especially to women Civil union (noun): the legal status that ensures to same-sex couples specified rights and responsibilities of married couples Cybrarian (noun) : a person whose job is to find, collect, and manage information that is available on the Web DHS (abbreviation) : Department of Homeland Security Hazmat (noun): a material (as flammable or poisonous material) that would be a danger to life or to the environment if released without precautions Hospitalist (noun) : a physician who specializes in treating hospitalized patients of other physicians in order to minimize the number of hospital visits by other physicians Metadata (noun): data that provide information about other data Otology (noun): a science that deals with the ear and its diseases Retronym (noun): a term consisting of a noun and a modifier which specifies the original meaning of the noun. ("Film camera," for instance) SARS (noun): (severe acute respiratory syndrome) -- a severe respiratory illness that is caused by a coronavirus (genus Coronavirus), is transmitted esp. by contact with infectious material (as respiratory droplets), and is marked by fever, headache, body aches, a dry cough, hypoxia, and usually pneumonia Steganography (noun): 1. archaic, cryptography, 2. the art or practice of concealing a message, image, or file within another message, image, or file Tide pool (noun): a pool of salt water left (as in a rock basin) by an ebbing tide, called also tidal pool. Wi-Fi (certification mark): used to certify the interoperability of wireless computer networking devices Zaibatsu (noun): a powerful financial and industrial conglomerate of Japan

He'll be in the dog house for a very long time. There was a reason why he waited till the last minute to mention the party to his wife. Oh, btw honey.... We had fun though.

NBF needs more Sex Parlor.

I remember when kids use to get kicked out of school for wearing those Bart Simpson t-shirts. If you want to wear a t-shirt that advertises that you are white trash, go right ahead. I'm more concerned with people who don't know how to shower.

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Cause people like you print them out and tell people she's your girlfriend. I kid... i kid How is the MCSE going?

Who plans a bachelor party on their wife's birthday? My dumbass brother... that's who. Canada here we come!

Psychic seeks $32m Saddam reward A BRAZILIAN court will consider a psychic's claim that the US Government owes him a $US25 million ($32 million) reward for information he says he provided on the hiding place of ousted Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein. Brazil's second-highest court, the Superior Court of Justice, decided today the Brazilian justice system could rule on the matter and told a court in the psychic's home state of Minas Gerais to judge the case. The lower court had earlier told Jucelino Nobrega da Luz it could not take up his claim and it would have to be judged in the US, but the higher tribunal ruled otherwise. "The Minas Gerais court will work with the claim," a spokesman for the Superior Court of Justice said. "Jucelino da Luz alleges that the US armed forces only found Saddam based on his letters that provided his exact location, the very hole where he was hiding in Iraq. So he filed a court case to claim the reward." The US Government offered the reward for Saddam in July 2003 after the US-led forces occupied the country. He was captured in December of the same year. The court said Mr da Luz sent letters to the US Government from September 2001, describing Saddam's future hiding place – a tiny cellar at a farmhouse near Tikrit. He never received a reply. "His lawyers attest that the author has an uncommon gift of having visions of things that will come to pass. ... Via dreams, he sees situations, facts that will happen in the future," a court statement said. In case the court upholds the claim, it will be sent via diplomatic channels to the US State Department.