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Sebastian Bach is a lower IQ version of Diamond Dave.

Link Chinese Restaurant scores 42 Violations in one inspection. 18 which were critical. 1. Working containers of food removed from original container not identified by common name. 2. Critical. Shell eggs held in a unit maintaining an ambient air temperature greater than 45 degrees Fahrenheit. 3. Critical. No thermometer provided to measure temperature of food product. 4. Critical. No conspicuously located thermometer in holding unit. 5. Critical. Observed potentially hazardous food thawed at room temperature. 6. Critical. Observed raw animal food stored over ready-to-eat food. 7. Observed in-use utensil stored in standing water less than 135 degrees Fahrenheit. 8. Observed cutting board grooved/pitted and no longer cleanable. 9. Observed a nonfood-grade basting brush used in food. 10. Critical. Observed accumulation of debris in warewashing machine and associated equipment. 11. Critical. No chemical test kit provided when using chemical sanitizer at three-compartment sink/warewashing machine. 12. Wet wiping cloth not stored in sanitizing solution between uses. 13. Observed soil residue in storage containers. 14. Observed buildup of slime in the interior of ice machine. 15. Observed build-up of food debris, dust or dirt on nonfood-contact surface. shelf over steam table 16. Clean glasses, cups, utensils, pots and pans not stored inverted or in a protected manner. 17. Observed single-service articles stored without protection from contamination. 18. Critical. Hot water not provided/shut off at employee hand wash sink. 3 compartment sink 19. Faucet/handle missing at plumbing fixture. 20. Critical. Vacuum breaker mising at hose bibb. 21. Critical. Hand sink missing at dishwashing machine or area. 22. Bathroom not enclosed with tight-fitting, self-closing doors. 23. No handwashing sign provided at a handsink used by food employees. 24. Hand wash sink lacking proper hand drying provisions. 25. Handwashing cleanser lacking at handwashing lavatory. 26. Observed open dumpster lid. 27. Critical. Observed dead roaches on premises. 28. Critical. Observed roach activity as evidenced by live roaches found 2 live roaches on chicken table 29. Critical. Observed live flies in kitchen. 30. Critical. Outer openings not protected and vermin and/or environmental cross-contamination present. 31. Observed grease accumulated under cooking equipment. 32. Observed food debris accumulated on kitchen floor. 33. Observed wall in disrepair. 34. Ten (10) foot-candles of light at least 30 inches from floor not provided in walk-in refrigeration unit. 35. Lights missing the proper shield, sleeve coatings or covers. 36. Fifty (50) foot-candles of light not provided at a food working surface or where safety is a factor. 37. Critical. Observed toxic item stored by food. 38. Observed unnecessary items on the premise. 39. Critical. Observed misalignment of hood suppression system nozzles. 40. Critical. Portable fire extinguisher not properly mounted at least 4 inches off the floor and the top no higher than 5 feet off the floor. 41. Critical. Observed extension cord in use for non-temporary period. 42. Carbon dioxide/helium tanks not adequately secured.

Worf got more ass than Kirk and Picard combined. Even if they were Riker's left overs.

Will somebody please inform the National Weather Service that it's bead week here in Myrtle Beach. I have $50 worth of Mardi Gras beads and am ready to give them out to deserving females!

http://www.northcountrygazette.org/article...emetarySex.html Cop Fired For Cemetery Sex PINELLAS COUNTY---Having sex in a cemetery while on duty will get you fired a former deputy with the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office learned. Thomas Singleton, 33, a road patrol officer since November, 1998, has been terminated effective May 25 following an internal investigation which found that he had socialized with exotic dancers who had criminal backgrounds, used his agency-issued phone to call them and fornicated in the cemetery when he was supposed to be on patrol. He also reportedly frequented adult entertainment clubs which were the subject of investigations for criminal activity. The investigation revealed that Singleton had sex with a waitress on the hood of her car in a St. Petersburg cemetery. Singleton reportedly coded his patrol car so he wouldn't get calls, indicating that he was filing reports. The woman was a waitress at a diner that the officer frequented. She had called him on his cell phone on July 12, 2005 while he was on the A-line, midnight to 8 a.m. and told him she was having a fight with her boyfriend. He told her to call 911 which she did. Several hours later, he called her and asked her to meet him in the cemetery.

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone

Write a letter to the hotel's GM and his corporate office. Most hotels have a 11pm quiet time policy. I'm not sure about Virginia, but the laws in South Carolina benefit the hotel owners. In SC they can collect a 7 night hotel stay, kick you out the first night, and keep the deposit for the other 6 nights. I see this law abused a lot here in myrtle beach. Especially to kids under 21. Good luck.

We started to officially track hurricanes at work today. We have a big board up on the office wall where everything is plotted and tracked. The experts say that a bad hurricane won't lower property values. I hope they're wrong... (shakes dice) detox needs a nice home a block away from the beach.

I guess now is not the time to tell you Hillary Clinton was talking about making a national 55mph speed limit.

Great... maybe this game won't be blacked out in the Carolinas.

RIP, Paul.

Walmart's decision to sell computers with Linux installed on them. Smart scan technology in Norton Antivirus. The default settings didn't scan for .vbs files. (ex loveletter virus) Internet 2 Message Boards dedicated to Lost and American Idol.

Save the postage.

That is my roommate's pet peeve. He caught a B word doing that a week ago and pulled her over. She got mouthy with him so he held her there for an hour while he wrote $1000 worth of tickets.

You haven't lived until you seen a 400lbs woman in a neon green thong. They ship in extra police from as far away as Columbia for this event. In the past they even activated the national guard to come in and help out.

I read in the paper today that 1 out of every 136 Americans are in prison.

Hopefully during sports bike week here in Myrtle Beach.

Actually Hurricane season is just kicking off.

Pictures of hot chicks with total and complete douchebags. With commentary. http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

KC and the Sunshine band were ahead of their time.

Just like the one day oil boycott... this will devastate our economy.

Happy Birthday!

I met Rocye Gracie twice while i was in the army. I was surprised by how little he was. BTW... Gracie will be fighting in UFC 60.

Don't count Chris Leak out just yet. He might be the first QB choosen in next years draft.

It's not on cable where I live. I'm going to have to find a sports bar that has the game.