Tux of Borg

I thought Evans was going to have a big game. As for McGahee, i'd like to see some balls thrown his way. He still hasn't gotten that burst back and thats holding him back.

Dear NFL, Thank you for sending us another grade 'A' officiating crew. I wanted to inform you that an apology letter will not be required this week. In fact, don't even bother sending a crew out for the Jets game. Just let the opposing team call their own penalties. Best regards, Detoxsmurf

I'd like to know who doesn't have body armor. When I was on active duty we always had RBA (ranger body armor) or a flack jacket. I've had some friends send me pics from Afghanistan and Iraq. In every pic they were wearing a flack jacket. I wonder if its the support personal ("in the rear with the gear") folks that don't have this equipment.

I'll be the smurf in section 312 drinking overpriced beer. Go Bills!

If this team doesn't come out hungry and ready to knock off the world champs, then its going to be a long season.

Get rid of those stupid "illegal fan penalty" commercials on the jumbo tron and use the time to educate people about the wave.

Come on guys.... he just finance a cartel that his friend ran. It's not like he actually sniffed anything. It's a common mistake and could have happened to anyone with the IQ of a nat.

This is one of the reasons why I could not vote for Kerry. I support pulling out of the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty. North Korea and Iran are developing long range nuclear weapons. Opening up a dialog between them and threaten them with UN sanctions will not deter them. I rather have this technology in place just in case we do need it.

Maybe RJ will come out of retirement to play for this imaginary team.

I usually lose my voice somewhere in the 3rd quarter. I hope those damn lesbians aren't sitting in front of me again. What a distraction!

This is a look at the 1st round of the 2004 draft. Who's overpaid, who is the biggest impact player, any surprises that you didn't see happening? ROUND 1 1 San Diego (Rights traded to N.Y. Giants) Manning, Eli QB 2 Oakland Gallery, Robert OT 3 Arizona Fitzgerald, Larry WR 4 N.Y. Giants (Rights traded to San Diego) Rivers, Philip QB 5 Washington Taylor, Sean FS 6 Cleveland (from Detroit) Winslow, Kellen TE 7 Detroit (from Cleveland) Williams, Roy WR 8 Atlanta Hall, DeAngelo CB 9 Jacksonville Williams, Reggie WR 10 Houston Robinson, Dunta CB 11 Pittsburgh Roethlisberger, Ben QB 12 N.Y. Jets Vilma, Jonathan ILB 13 Buffalo Evans, Lee WR 14 Chicago Harris, Tommie DT 15 Tampa Bay Clayton, Michael WR 16 Philadelphia (from San Francisco) Andrews, Shawn OT 17 Denver (from Cincinnati) Williams, D.J. OLB 18 New Orleans Smith, Will DE 19 Miami (from Minnesota) Carey, Vernon G 20 Minnesota (from Miami) Udeze, Kenechi DE 21 New England (from Baltimore) Wilfork, Vince DT 22 Buffalo (from Dallas) Losman, J.P. QB 23 Seattle Tubbs, Marcus DT 24 St. Louis (from Denver through Cincinnati) Jackson, Steven RB 25 Green Bay Carroll, Ahmad CB 26 Cincinnati (from St. Louis) Perry, Chris RB 27 Houston (from Tennessee) Babin, Jason DE 28 Carolina (from Philadelphia through San Francisco) Gamble, Chris CB 29 Atlanta (from Indianapolis) Jenkins, Michael WR 30 Detroit (from Kansas City) Jones, Kevin RB 31 San Francisco (from Carolina) Woods, Rashaun WR 32 New England Watson, Ben TE

The faces may change but the lies remain the same. I'm going to put more cops on the streets, more fire fighters, a bigger army, more money for cancer research... etc, etc. And all while they manage to pay off the national debt. It's all nonsense and I can't believe people buy into it. What was even more comical was how Kerry said he was going to talk nations into helping us out with Iraq. Yeah, I see France jumping at the chance to work with us side by side.

I'm for the league enforcing its rules and B word slapping its players with fines when they get out of hand. However, I do believe there are exceptions that should and could be made. Jake should be able to go to the league and ask for a special exception in this case. Chances of seeing another player do what Tilman did is slim to none. Let Jake the Snake honor him...

Don't even get me started on that subject. They use to make the support soldiers do a short road march by the grunt barracks. They would have on a baby ruck sack with their weapon mounted on top, instead of at the ready where it should be. We'd sit there and watch them start to fall out after the 1 mile mark. Whenever a conflict like kosovo came up, the same soldiers were crying into the TV cameras saying I don't want to die.

Why is there a NASCAR pic in their banner? Hell... put a picture of Baby Joe up there. Anything but that sport.

I wonder what our local law enforcement would do if we told them no more DUI checkpoints after bills games.

The best part of living down in myrtle beach was being near the house of blues. Tickets were like $10 and I saw everybody.

Take away the short pass and go after Brady all day long. NE is not worried about Drew going deep on them. Expect to see lots of blitzes and pressure coming right up the middle. Maybe quick pop passes or hitting a back out of the backfield is the way to go.

Yeah right... he's going to double the size of Special Forces. I remember the SF recruiter coming into the barracks on a weekly basis begging for people to try out. Nobody was interested so they dropped the rank requirement from E-5 down to E-1. Even then they still were having trouble getting people to try out. Maybe Kerry would like to lower the standards more.

It was too scripted for my likening. Same as every other debate, i'm going to do this, i'm going to do that. One question... with what money?

I'll celebrate once boston chokes in the playoffs.

Evans is our secret weapon... they kept him off the field in preseason for a reason.

Look at it this way.... there is no way Kerry can bomb a debate as bad as Gore did 4 years ago.

(gets on his walkie talkie) Lesbians.... hot lesbians.

This is a perfect example of how MLB has failed. At least instead of folding, they were able to move to a new city.