Tux of Borg

I was detained by the Chapel Hill police a few years back. My buddy (a former golden glove fighter) got pissed, and picked up an empty keg and threw it at some drunk frat guys. When they asked up to leave he started knocking them out. Never seen anything quite like it. The Chapel Hill police detained us for a little while and then let us go. They said, "you guys probably did us a favor tonight".

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It's too early to think about renewing my season tickets. Catch me around draft time when i start to get excited again.

Fathers... soon it will be safe to let out your daughters again.

I heard Ricky Williams is looking for a roommate.

Good to know that... guess i won't renew the rights to the JPLosman website.

Even if we don't make the playoffs, i won't be pissed. 1) We survived MM growing pains as a rookie head coach. 2) Willis has regained his confidence 3) This team never gave up.

I can't sleep and am ready to head to the game. Anybody else ready to kick the Steelers ass and return to the playoffs.

yes, yes, yes... I know its tough going to the person you love and ask for one, but its worth it. People change over the course of a lifetime. Better to be safe than sorry.

If I was from Pittsburgh, I wouldn't be bragging about how great my city is.

My new years resolution is to catch up to Gene Simons in the ladies department.

I don't know why those TS/SCI/Poly take so long to clear. I bet mine took a good two years to go through, and that was with no tickets/arrests.

Nobody circles the ex-New England patriots like the Buffalo Bills.

A see a lot of mock drafts showing Sproles not drafted until day 2. He had that break out year in 2003 where everybody was calling him the next Barry Sanders. This year his play dropped off, and he fumbled too much. But the kid has play making abilities. I really think he is going to be a good one.

The biggest sleeper in the draft will be Darren Sproles from Kansas State

I don't know if you ever really clean up from heroin. Weiland will most likely be dead within the next 5-10 years. But pick up the new VR cd, it's actually quite good.

I didn't think I needed a disclaimer for my original post. Common sense dictates that PVC weaponry can be quite dangerous. It's not like McDonalds coffee that needs to tell you its hot in 5 different languages. To some it might just be a pretentious device. I personally like PVC weaponry. Teenage boys are going to do stupid things. Building a flame thrower that shoots out 20 feet might just be one of them.

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This stuff happens at most division one schools in the country. I have two cousins, one went to Syracuse and the other to Pitt on athletic scholarships. They both have told me stories similar to Clarett's. Who cares, its not like we don't know its the development league for the NFL.

When you have McGahee and Evans, who needs a field goal kicker. But seriously, good playoff teams have a clutch kicker. We don't have one... yet.

I'd like to thank stevestojan for originally posting this pulchritudinous piece of PVC weaponry. Flame Thrower

I use to play hockey on Regas's pond when I was growing up. The old man was a nice guy and didn't have a clue what his kids were doing. John loved this area and wanted to create jobs and fund a lot of projects. Most of the people that knew him personally would tell you he wasn't smart enough to pull off those crimes. His kids on the other hand were highly educated and knew exactly what they were doing. I have a buddy who saw this first hand. He said they would take jets on little vacations. When the planes got back it looked like there was a frat party in it. Empty bottles and crap all over the place. Everything was trashed or completely destroyed. So with saying that.... :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: The sons.

I just saw it.... "stay classy buffalo".

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