BEAST MODE BABY!

That's what I was thinking. IF Haslett comes here, does that increase our chances of landing LeCharles Bentley?

PLEASE...NO...HASLETT...

Comfort is what you look for when you're eighty years old.

Regardless of how you slice it, this whole situation is mediocre. Frankly, I find the "it's hard to bring assistant coaches" believable. But only giving things one week seems a little lame.

I was always partial to the Shriners myself. At least they're in the same age bracket as Marv. It'd be like they were peers.

Seriouisly here me out on this. Obviously, we're all experienceing a massive, shared nightmare. Hopefully an idea as scary as this will wake all of us up. Anyone?

Why would I do that when it would mean you'll wake up in Buffalo?

That may be, but that wasn't Penelope Cruz.

He's a winner if you like passing to the fullback on the goalline.

I thought it was every time you masturbated, a kitten died? Oh well, a lot of guys can now live easier.

Exactly. Who's our Steve Smith? Evans is good, but not sure he rises to the level.

I was actually thinking Unitas. I've never seen anyone chuck the pigskin from a pine box like Unitas can.

Does anyone think the Jets will select the running back from Memphis or maybe AJ Hawk instead of Ferguson?

THat tells me that Matthews is bye-bye. I guess Marv shall be mentoring JP I, like a lot of people here, still like Woodbury.

I bet that Jerry Gray asked them (or OBD extended the courtesy) of not letting him go until after he interviewed in Houston. Would kind of look bad for him if he were axed the day before his interview.

Speaking of crying, maybe we can bring Vermeil into this thread somehow.

I thought he was 6' 7" and weighs 290.

I hear Alaska Darin is the new Offensive Coordinator and AKC is replacing Gray.

Here are my thoughts on the whole Vince Young thing. Plain and simple, the guy makes athletic people look unathletic. People are saying quarterbacks like Young and Vick can't make it in the NFL. I disagree. Lots of people may say that, but it will take a coach/oc who will throwout old ideas and try new ones. People used to say it was impossible to go faster than the speed of the sound. Just because something hasn't been done before, doesn't mean it can't. Maybe it won't be with Vick or Young. But someday, a running quarterback who has an arm will dominate in the NFL. Mark my words.

Erudite Illinoisans? Jesse Jackson. Do I win?

You have proof that we're worse?

archaism (ärk-zm, -k-): An archaic word, phrase, idiom, or other expression. So now you're going to tell me it falls under "other?" At the very least irregardless is slang. With all due respect, you start talking like that (using irregardless) in front of an educated audience and they're going to think you're an idiot.

That's what you feel like when you find out the Sun revolves around the Earth.

That would make you a nattering nabob of negativity then too.

Well saying Bush is Warrick Dunn + 1 certainly isn't waxing poetic about either guy. And I still think you're comment about Bush not lasting is silly. People like you drop words like "prototypical" and "physical specimen" all the time, as if that's some good predictor of a player's success and constitution. These are the same types who get all doe-eyed and light-headed when a Todd Marinovich takes his shirt off.