BEAST MODE BABY!

Man, that sucks donkey *****!

YEAH!

Wow, I was laughing so hard I had to close the door to my office. This is the line that got me started: "ESPN’s Chris Mortensen reports that ESPN’s Bill Parcells is carrying with him a preserved mosquito in amber, and plans on cloning dinosaurs once he lands in Miami."

I bet Matt Millen would make a better journalist than Chris Mortenson.

Can someone form a compilation of all the Mort reporting that has been wrong? Like how Mort had Lane Kiffen being fired like 3 times now, along with all his other douchebaggery.

+1,000,000

Urkel > Mort

Langston's hammy was acting up, so he was not in for a few plays.

Mr. Jackson is sitting on my bench

I've met plenty of "white guys" who aren't nearly that witty. How about he just sounds like a smart guy? Geez...

LOL

I think Kiffen is embarrassed for the Raiders organization...hence the apology. They had Kawakami on the local afternoon 710 ESPN station here in LA. Pretty entertaining to listen to.

Darian Barnes. Our lovable, 250lbs. screenwriting ninja

I don't think the Bills can take any team lightly in the NFL. Look what a college offense did to the all-mighty, all-knowing Belichick this weekend.

Kelly, in all fairness, Jason wants to be considered a Pro Bowl talent. In fact, that's why he sat out. Jason is the one who brought the attention to himself. He sat out OTAs. He sat out training camp. Said he wasn't being paid like a Pro Bowl tackle (in so many words). And in two consecutive weeks, his play has resulted in fumbles and sacks. So, Jason brought the critical attention on himself. Now he's just reaping the rewards. I myself am still ticked off he skipped all of OTAs and camp. If Jason ends up getting less money than he thought, I'll laugh at his and Eugene's short-sighted moves. Afterall, you can't command Pro-Bowl $$$ if you end up not going to the Pro Bowl, right?

We all know Jason is a very good tackle. However, when you sit out all of camp, miss the first game and then let speed rushers make you look bad in 2 consecutive games in pass protection you draw a certain amount of ire. In the end, Jason has only hurt himself...and maybe Trent if he allows more blindside hits.

Hey Jason, when you don't make the Pro Bowl this year (because you sat out of camp to prove your "point"), why don't you ask that rocket scientist Eugene Parker how much that cost you. Looks like what you thought was right regarding "doing for your family" is actually going to cost you $$$$. So in order to prove that you're worth "more" you're actually making yourself worth less. HaHaHaHaHaHaHa. You and Eugene can both sit and spin. I appreciate you being on the team, but your agent is a douchebag who gave you EXTREMELY BAD advice.

Actually, I kinda like Tim hanging around this board. It's keeps him close to the pulse of the Buffalo Bills. Hey Tim, let's try and keep the whole Stroud thing quiet...we don't want anyone to know this is the first time we've seen collapsing pockets for the OTHER teams offense in a LONG time.

So when a team is good, now they suck? Then the Giants definitely sucked last year. Especially in the Super Bowl. I can only hope we start sucking that bad too.

Hey Jason, it looks like your pass protection play is even costing you more than those fines you racked up. Maybe you'll find an agent next time who'll give you better advice, because we're just a bunch of dumb fans and even we notice you're getting worked like a turnstyle out there. If I were John Guy, I'd just play some game tape of you when you come asking for more money and tell your agent to stick it up his a$$.

Plus he's white

Jason Peters has looked nothing but average against speed rushers IMO.

The Raiders are a lot better than people give them credit for. That D is pretty good, especially the front 4.

I support J.P. As our very good second string QB Holy crap, that was a tense game.

IF Crowell did what he did just to get paid, then I can see Ralph saying F.U. Crowell. But, that's a big "IF."