BEAST MODE BABY!

So you're calling sacks and turnovers directly attributed to Peters "highlights?"

Best. Post. This. Week.

I thought that was a pretty damn good catch in the endzone on that fade from Trent early in the season. THat was some promise...of course, he showed he has problems adjusting to the ball when it's in the air... Most everyone here said that Moulds sucked his first 2 years.

Actually, with a screen name like BEAST MODE BABY! deductive reasoning would lean towards "no." However, my Pats fan friend wrote that for me after I sent him that YouTube link. I thought it was funny enough to post here.

Tim Tebow > Chuck Norris

O RLY???

"In 2008, this franchise gave its head coach a 3-year extension despite a mediocre record and wasting away a 5-1 start..." "Ummm, who are the Buffalo Bills?"

While kind of tacky, I thought the comment about the defensive coordinator was kind of funny. I thought it had everything to do with the terrible defense and little or nothing to do with the daughter. Obviously, other people feel differently. But hey, Now everyone is out of a job.

Orakpo looked small to me. Langston Walker would crush him <sarcasm>. But, still he looked small.

Thinking the same exact thing myself.

That's only because Ko Simpson is worth millions. Too bad it's not on the field.

This is one of the most salient posts I've seen in awhile. Ralph doesn't realize the damage he has done, because this time it is serious.

I'm not even sure Dick takes pride in his work. Does he even think he's a good coach? Usually when talented people get a result they don't desire they get frustrated because they aren't manifesting their desired outcome. However, with Dick, there appears to be ZERO ego involvement with his coaching. Being dispassionate is one thing. But seeming to have no attachment to the outcomes of games is another thing entirely. He doesn't seem frustrated, annoyed, concerned or involved. You don't have to be Jack DeL Rio jumping up and down on the sidelines like an idiot, but please God show us something.

Buffalo Bills 2009: 7-9. Stay the course. Here's for 9 in '09. 9 losses. Guaranteeing Bill Belichick 2 wins a year since 2003. Don't forget we're responsible for 12.5% of the 2007 Patriots* At least we're not the Lions. A 90 year old man has never screwed so many people.

Your premise is false...most people, especially in the US, don't have miserable lives. And your idea that we should felate Ralph Wilson merely for starting his sports BUSINESS here is laughable. There is an exchange...Ralph offers them a product. Fans buy tickets. There you have it folks. There is no obligation, other than that.

That is a response I'd expect from a 16 year old. But hey, keep over-personalizing Ralph Wilson and ignore the whole business part. I will always support the Bills, but I am done (at this point) with my emotional investment in this team until something changes. No Sunday Ticket next year. That's all I can do, since I live in LA. You can't give your customer base sh-- and expect them to say "Thanks, I'll have another." Ralph seems to be incapable of understanding his weaknesses which is a major problem. Plus, how does Jauron look at himself in the mirror? Usually people take pride in their work. Does he even think he's a good coach? Does he even expect to win? Sparano, for example, I think expects to win. Jauron's motto should be "Why go for 7 when you can have 3?" With risk comes reward. Jauron's zero risk policy = zero reward.

Listen, if my parents were as bad at parenting as Ralph is at owning, Child Protective Services would have been called a long time ago. It is incumbent upon business owners to put the best product on the field that they can. If they aren't willing to do it, then why the hell own a pro sports franchise? Calling the "I'm done" people pathetic is pathetic itself. You're upset that people are sick and tired of supporting a crap product? Too bad sports franchises don't have lemon laws for their fans, because both Detroit and Buffalo would have been recalled a LONG time ago.

I am convinced that Ralph did just that by retaining Jauron. I have seen many other posters say that this was the last of it for them. I am 37 years old. I am not getting Sunday Ticket next year. If I lived in Buffalo, I wouldn't renew season tickets. Unlike Lincoln, Ralph doesn't seem to get that you can't fool all the people all of the time. I have officially adopted the Chargers as my second team. Nothing will ever replace my Bills, but you know you're in trouble when Norv freakin' Turner is a better option than the guy coaching your team. Ugg. If only we had Wade Phillips back. At least he was tolerable. I wonder if Ralph ever admits that he has made some HORRIBLE decisions with this franchise? Who does he blame for this mess of a franchise? The only bigger messes are Detroit and Cincy.

I thought the 1 draft pick and one FA away from the playoffs was regarding this year. We will continue to be outcoached in this division until something changes. Did anyone else go 0-6 in their division, or is it just Buffalo and the Lions?

Yes. His enlarged prostate ensures he will have to use the bathroom 872 times each night. EDIT: Damn, Alaska Darin beat me to it.

I heard Ralph converted and became Egyptian. So, he actually does think he can take it with him.

What if you're just crossing your fingers. Is that better than actively hoping? And don't worry, I am kidding. At least that is what I keep telling myself.

Would it be bad to say "if Ralph kicks the bucket and DJ's place crashes on the way back from Detroit" would make me optimistic?

What do you tell a Bills fan with 2 black eyes? Nothing the front office hasn't told him twice already.

Baghdad Brown? That is pretty gosh darn funny right there LA.