BEAST MODE BABY!

Yeah, that and the fact those people on board the plane who died didn't purchase tickets for seats on a missle.

I always like how these guys are "great representatives for their community" and "just the nicest guy you'd ever meet" as they're running around sleeping with who knows how many people behind their wife and kids. If this guy wasn't a quarterback, most of us would call them a slimeball. Of course this is a tragedy. Of course it's unfortunate. But seriously, why get married if you want to hook up with as many girls as possible? Either stay single or commit. Oi.

I had to turn that interview off halfway through...that girl is certifiable. Keep them crazies away from me...I don't care how hot they are. There are other attractive females out there not completely bonkers and borderline mental.

Crayonz, say hello to your latest victim.

Krupa seems like a class-A beotch. She wasn't exactly expertly navigating that obstacle course. She has the emotional aptitude of a child. Super model good looks + acting like a child = recipe for disaster. I don't care how hot someone is, dealing with that gets old real quick-like. Like some comedian (whose name I can't remember) said, "For every hot single girl out there, there is a man somewhere that is sick of dealing with her chit."

That's nothing for people who roll around in BMW 750iL's

Don't think he's been cut/released.

The newest Crayonz awesomeness is that Michael Dell left UT Austin to start Compaq. LOL LOL LOL

LOL You can never go toe-to-toe with Crayonz because he'll drag you down to his level and then beat you with experience

Holy crap, I apparently forgot how good we were. I forgot how good Kelly's arm was and I forgot how fast Andre Reed was.

Does this mean I need to edit my sig now?

Some newb with 27 posts claims we should junk our best blocking receiver who is clutch on 3rd downs? And we give him 4 pages worth of responses? Where's Alaska Darin when you need him?

BTW, that article was about how Peters is going from A-line blocking in Buffalo to B-line blocking in Philly.

This is awesome. T.O. is Tweeting about every little silly thing, plus calling out property owners in the process. Is this the retard rodeo Alaska Darin is always talking about? Pretty soon we'll know what kind of toilet paper T.O. uses and what brand of toothpaste is responsible for his pearly whites.

Don't get me started on Ivy League snobs...

Does John Henderson, the guy who asks to be slapped in the face to get amped-up for games, seem like the kind of guy who needs to turn in his testicles? I don't think so.

So, that 50+ bomb he threw to Evans (in stride) in that clip I posted is evidence of a weak arm? You can go on believing whatever you want to, don't let facts get in the way.

There used to be a good clip of his throw to Evans against Miami in 2007...I can't find it, but that throw is at about 1:39 into this video... Doesn't look like no noodle arm to me.

That BMW of yours should have enough room in it for you to wear baggier shorts to the gym.

We should bring in Matt Jones only after we've secured the services of Marvin Harrison

<cough> Purdue Alum <cough>

This article is totally spot on. I mean, I am a complete failure as a father and a deadbeat dad even thought I don't have kids yet. But you can just tell I'll be an unmitigated disaster as a parent. I thank PFT for allowing me to come to this realization.

At least these jokes aren't gay.

I remember this Italian American spokesperson, talking about how the Sopranos were perpetuating unfavorable stereotypes regarding Italians. Funny thing is, I went to my grandfather's funeral and all these guys who look like made men in Sopranos type attire are there. I was like, holy moley look at all the pinky rings and long coats. But I'm Italian, so comments like this are ok.

40 Year Old Virgin rules.