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We need to be allowed to shoot people
Guffalo replied to \GoBillsInDallas/'s topic in Off the Wall Archives
That is an admirable way to deal with this woman, but could we apply the same measure of justice to this guy? -
And farther down in the article " In Buffalo, newly signed wide receiver Terrell Owens was seen getting into an altercation with Bills quarterback Trent Edwards during a charity Ultimate Frisbee tournament. Onlookers overheard Owens could yelling "Throw me the [expletive] frisbee! I'm open!" while getting really close to Edwards. Owens was later seen throwing popcorn in Edwards' face before storming out of the facility where the event was being held. Edwards and Owens could not be reached for comment. "
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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. > >He had a large pond in the back.. > >It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with >picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees. > >One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he >hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. > >He grabbed a five- gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. > >As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. > >As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women >skinny-dipping in his pond. > >He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. > >One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' > >The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies >swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' > >Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.' > >Some old men can still think fast. >
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Great news Grant! Keep up the hard work, nice to see that you done your part, lets hope the Doctor can now do his part, You are in our prayers.
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I recall a documentary where they talked to some old timers about the WPA and the people that participated in it. Most said it was the best thing that ever happened to them and many went on to become successful. As someone pointed out, it would be painted as a form of socialism, especially if the "guaranteed welfare benefits" were tied to such a program. But what the hell, sometimes you look into the past and can see a solution, just takes balls to put it into play again.
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From the ex lax distributer himself
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Didn't everyone?
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If they report to the centers, some are dispatched to watch the kids, while others are sent out to clean the streets, paint and maintain parks and public use areas, hell, teach them how to repair some of the crumbling infrastructures that are in disprepair from years of neglect and we have a "free " localized workforce. Think back to the WPA of the 30s, An example would be the parks in the Niagara Falls area (Devils hole, Whirlpool Park ) were built by WPA workers. Each day they were given tools and a sandwich, work 5 days, get your welfare check, when it was all done, we had state parks for the cost of materials. The workers had a sense of ownership and accomplishment in participating in a project that they were proud of and they earned their assistance checks rather than just waited for it like they were entitled to it. Today, we have a society that feels entitled to have money dropped in their pocket, "its their right" fck em, get up, work , get check, simple as that.
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Peter King's recent MMQB on overtime
Guffalo replied to richNjoisy's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
What happens if one of the defenses picks off a pass and runs it all the way, can his own offensive players block for him against the opponents defense? -
On a related note, my Buffalo Bills Angelo Crowell signed mini helmet is now for sale, won at the TBD tailgate a few years ago, this fine item is still in its original container and available for shipping to all lower 48 states.
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I think we all feel that way, Steve is probably one of the easiest people to talk to and makes everyone feel welcome, Happy B day Steve!
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"Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Fred declared. "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure . "I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Fred replied. Things went downhill from there.
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I prefer to look at the articles and read the pictures
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Splicing of the cockpit tapes with an animation of the flight path. Notice where the plane is when the air traffic controller is still trying to get him into Teterboro, also watch him as he initially turns back towards Laguardia, and then veers back to the Hudson. Pretty impressive work.
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Looking for Sabres Tickets for Saturday
Guffalo replied to WVUFootball29's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I have always had luck on Craigslist (two weeks ago I got 8 tickets for the Sabres Islanders for 200 bucks total). Found them the morning of the game, picked em up and they were lower level, with a large group of Sabres fans (too bad we lost) -
He should have just used two hands for his threesome.
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He has some interesting T shirts there, already updated to capture the Bills fans. Just wondering when he will update his "iLove" to "iWhine", "iDrop" and "iSuck"
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As requested, the Deano
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He must have no standards, I even made the cut (Kevin W Wantagh)
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Start an unfounded rumor about the previous poster
Guffalo replied to /dev/null's topic in Off the Wall Archives
WWVaBeachs lip prints are on the backside of the Sinatra painting -
" The suspect, identified only by his initials J.S.P.F., was taken to hospital to have his leg properly treated. He remains there, under police guard, a police spokesman told CNN. " J.S.P.F?.. Could that be why our own Joe is missing? Joe Six Pack Fernandez??????
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[closed]Some team will make a lot of $
Guffalo replied to major's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
All three of em (if you look at this board) -
Some A-Hole In NJ Won The $212 Million Lottery!!
Guffalo replied to Steely Dan's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I tried that, my 401K is now a 234K, a few bucks towards lotto is just a little hope against the deteriorating conditions that we have endured over the last 10 months. -
Or the dreaded Camp Stella Maris underwater marching band scam of 1969
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Just caught the end of it, coast guard helicopters are bringing in survivor (s) from the area where the boat was suspected missing. No confirmation whether the people they have on bard are the players or the other former players that were rescued. Trying to find link now