An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
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>He had a large pond in the back..
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>It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with
>picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.
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>One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
>hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
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>He grabbed a five- gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
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>As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
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>As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
>skinny-dipping in his pond.
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>He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
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>One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
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>The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
>swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
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>Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
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>Some old men can still think fast.
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