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Guffalo

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  1. I'm sure his broom handle was rigid during this viewing experience
  2. Stop with the annoying schoolyard namecalling, Peters is a starting left tackle with Philadelphia, he used to play for Buffalo. Some people wish he was here, some don't. Thurman#1 and Sfbillsfan#1 are either 9 or 10 years old and in need of wedgies, or a person suffering from multiple personality disorder and arguing with himself, please stop wasting bandwith.
  3. No pickle juice was used in the aforementioned potato salad
  4. No, I blew it right "their"
  5. Can you take her on Fridays?
  6. My wife and I went for counseling after 35 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, my wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem we had ever had in the 35 years we had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy,emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking her to stand, unbuttoned her blouse, embraced her, put his hands on her breasts, and kissed her passionately as I watched with a raised eyebrow. My wife shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to me and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?' I said, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.
  7. Thats a tough call.....from the grave
  8. I just drink most of my dinners, 6 pack for a light dinner, 12 pack if I am really hungry
  9. I have always enjoyed Badolz observations, he doesnt spout off or pontificate, just calls it as he sees it, I just wish he would pick me some lottery numbers.
  10. "Dick in the can......" Gee, as a Bills fan it has felt like this for 4 years now
  11. Absolutely loved the Equalizer, when they cancelled it I was so bummed.
  12. Shepard/Pit bull mix, shelter animal, burn marks on face and paws. The absolute best dog I have had on this earth. Gentle with kids, protects the house, lays on the lawn while we do yardwork and she won't wander.
  13. Just wait till you have been married 28 years, that is cheap!!
  14. Is that T-Bone?
  15. We were unable to make it, we put the tickets up on Ticketron through the bills site on Thursday, gone by Sunday morning 59.50 each for sec 332 row 2
  16. drooling space monster Sigourney weaver nipplage Monster has bad breath next up Mary Poppins
  17. Small spigot, but a spigot none the less, abort mission!
  18. I only wish this came from a credible source
  19. Making the Bedrock
  20. Betty Rubble thank you
  21. I think it may sound like this
  22. Big deal, so Jay ends up looking like a Macys day float, I've seen him look worse.....
  23. Ralph splurged on the coal fired steam engine version for his Jauronobot
  24. Chewing on tinfoil while rubbing ballsack on a cheesegrater and soaking that freshly scraped ballsack in saltwater
  25. Buffalo Ballboys Buffalo Bagels (lots of holes, every year)
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