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Guffalo

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  1. These stories have a way of being leaked to the press..
  2. Chantelle Maria Rodriguez de LaVega Sanchez : "What are ya in for?" Jim in Anchorage "A good time" Chantelle "Shiv the Mo fo"
  3. Nobody ever runs out of gas in a chase No one ever has to go to the rest room except to hatch a plan or assemble a makeshift bomb, or retrieve a gun that was hidden there No one ever gets a wrong phone number Besides dirty bastard, no one takes a dump in a movie As female actresses get older, the cameras seem to be blurry when we see them, but when a fresh actress is visible, the camera is crystal clear
  4. Buffalo man heads to court regarding wife's death
  5. I'll go out on a limb here and say they were just "branching out" in their sex life So the bush and the tree were together?
  6. You mean Aunt Millie didn't get my $475 transfer fee for her passport reinstatement? Damn them, Maybe Mr. Mobutambo can get to the bottom of this for me.
  7. I am safe on all counts
  8. Is this the homework thread?
  9. Enemy of the State should have been on that list
  10. My son constantly messes up with dropping it in water, or jumping into the water with it in his pocket, one simple solution that he has found is to place it in a ziplock bag full of uncooked rice. The rice draws the mositure out and in about 24 hours the phone is good as new!
  11. They should seperate him from his genital population
  12. I was at Niagara University, we were having a Friday party after classes in Unity park, plenty of "refreshments". It was broadcast over canadian tv, we saw it live on a 20 inch black and white TV. Great game, great night of partying. The next day I met the girl that ended up becoming my wife.
  13. Wouldja?
  14. He is studying at the seminary of the sensimillia.
  15. It would be interesting to know what denomination is interested in someone of your pedigree? A man of such diverse talents and virtues will be in demand, I just don't know where. Is this an overseas/third world country gig?
  16. Owner of a take-out wing joint, something unassuming, near one of the local colleges, if all goes well, open at the other colleges nearby. Small area for eat-in clients, open 11 AM - 1-2 AM, I know its a lot of work, little pay and 2 years before you get your head above water, but I enjoy hard work and little pay, been doing that for years! The alternative was male gigolo, but I don't see a way to franchise that business.....
  17. Well, since the Timberlake/Jackson wardrobe malfunction we have been treated to "legends" ever since. 2005 Paul Mcartney 2006 The Stones 2007 Prince 2008 Tom Petty 2009 Springstein 2010 The Who They seem to be shying away from hot women who can (or cannot) sing. I say bring is a bunch of hot females that may have marginal talent but are smoking hot, for the TV audience, we get treated to some nice shots and we can just turn the sound down if they are unbearable.
  18. Thanks everyone, it came out great, only snafu was my meat slicer broke before I could cut it. I took it apart and the gears inside were stripped. I ended up using an electric carving knife to slice the meat, not as thin as the slicer, but still came out great.
  19. I saw that, but they only said 45 minutes for cooking time, I want to get the time per pound with temperature, I couldnt find one like that, I will keep searching, Thanks Jack
  20. I have a 3 lb roast beef, Making beef on weck, how long should I put it in the oven, and at what temperature? I already know how to make the Kimmelweck rolls, just need the beef preparation.
  21. Hey, welcome back! Nice to see the recovery is on the way, Now the real fun begins, enjoy!!
  22. or was he flying it?
  23. There were only 24 of those shirts made up, I just did em as a thing for my Dad, It may be valuable some day
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