Guffalo

I have already put my wife on notice, I will making myself available to Ms. Bullock, My wife wished me luck.

Does this make you the modern day "Uncle Tom"? Are you housing them in that cabin out back?

Happy Birthday to one of my favorite posters and a fine gentleman in person, hope you had a great day!

Black or white, he is still going to see some trouble this time, good points by this writer

400,000 bail???? are you kidding me????

These stories have a way of being leaked to the press..

Chantelle Maria Rodriguez de LaVega Sanchez : "What are ya in for?" Jim in Anchorage "A good time" Chantelle "Shiv the Mo fo"

Nobody ever runs out of gas in a chase No one ever has to go to the rest room except to hatch a plan or assemble a makeshift bomb, or retrieve a gun that was hidden there No one ever gets a wrong phone number Besides dirty bastard, no one takes a dump in a movie As female actresses get older, the cameras seem to be blurry when we see them, but when a fresh actress is visible, the camera is crystal clear

Buffalo man heads to court regarding wife's death

I'll go out on a limb here and say they were just "branching out" in their sex life So the bush and the tree were together?

You mean Aunt Millie didn't get my $475 transfer fee for her passport reinstatement? Damn them, Maybe Mr. Mobutambo can get to the bottom of this for me.

I am safe on all counts

Is this the homework thread?

Enemy of the State should have been on that list

My son constantly messes up with dropping it in water, or jumping into the water with it in his pocket, one simple solution that he has found is to place it in a ziplock bag full of uncooked rice. The rice draws the mositure out and in about 24 hours the phone is good as new!

They should seperate him from his genital population

I was at Niagara University, we were having a Friday party after classes in Unity park, plenty of "refreshments". It was broadcast over canadian tv, we saw it live on a 20 inch black and white TV. Great game, great night of partying. The next day I met the girl that ended up becoming my wife.

Wouldja?

He is studying at the seminary of the sensimillia.

Don't we already?

It would be interesting to know what denomination is interested in someone of your pedigree? A man of such diverse talents and virtues will be in demand, I just don't know where. Is this an overseas/third world country gig?

Owner of a take-out wing joint, something unassuming, near one of the local colleges, if all goes well, open at the other colleges nearby. Small area for eat-in clients, open 11 AM - 1-2 AM, I know its a lot of work, little pay and 2 years before you get your head above water, but I enjoy hard work and little pay, been doing that for years! The alternative was male gigolo, but I don't see a way to franchise that business.....

Well, since the Timberlake/Jackson wardrobe malfunction we have been treated to "legends" ever since. 2005 Paul Mcartney 2006 The Stones 2007 Prince 2008 Tom Petty 2009 Springstein 2010 The Who They seem to be shying away from hot women who can (or cannot) sing. I say bring is a bunch of hot females that may have marginal talent but are smoking hot, for the TV audience, we get treated to some nice shots and we can just turn the sound down if they are unbearable.

Thanks everyone, it came out great, only snafu was my meat slicer broke before I could cut it. I took it apart and the gears inside were stripped. I ended up using an electric carving knife to slice the meat, not as thin as the slicer, but still came out great.