Guffalo

No you put em on your johnson

Levitres Birthday is Saturday (followed by a luau) McFaddens link

Apparently there is a cork it that holds it in place.... or maybe it is a corkscrew, I would have to read it again, but I suppose the pressure of the impending package would dislodge the "doodie cover" or whatever they are calling this thing.

Well, they did say it was reported in Rochester

So NG can be bought?, yet I can't own a Canadian??

Classy with a capital "C"

" From Newsday "Galleries Lawrence Taylor NFL players behaving badly . . . Giants Hall of Fame linebacker Lawrence Taylor has been arrested on suspicion of rape and will be formally charged upon completion of an investigation by the Town of Ramapo, N.Y. Dept. Police dispatcher Peter Medina told Newsday that the incident occurred early Thursday morning at the Holidome Hotel in Montebello. He confirmed that Taylor, 51, who lists his residence as Pembroke Pines, Fla., is being held by Ramapo police. Lohud.com reported the victim was a 15-year-old girl. The website of the Journal News newspaper, which covers Westchester, Rockland and Putnam Counties, said the girl was beaten during the attack. Taylor was charged with third-degree rape, according to the website. "Formal charges will be filed upon the completion of our investigation," Medina said in a statement. A press briefing is scheduled for sometime between 2-4 p.m. at Ramapo police headquarters. Taylor has a history of run-ins with the law dating back to his playing days. In 1987 he tested positive for and admitted to using cocaine. He managed to avoid positive drug tests later in his career as a way of side-stepping suspensions, but after his retirement he returned to regular drug use and was arrested twice in the 1990s for trying to buy cocaine from undercover police officers. By the end of that decade he had seemingly turned his life around and has credited golf with helping him overcome his addictions. He also appeared on TV's "Dancing With the Stars" last season. Taylor has said recently he is leading a drug-free, sober life. " Pretty much the same as other outlets.

Wow, the hits just keep coming Newsday version

Week 1 Buffalo vs. Miami Win Week 2 Buffalo vs. Green Bay Loss Week 3 Buffalo vs. New England Patriots* Loss Week 4 Buffalo vs. NY Jets Loss Week 5 Buffalo vs. Jacksonville Jaguars Win Week 6 BYE Week 7 Buffalo vs. Baltimore Ravens Loss Week 8 Buffalo vs. Kansas City Chiefs Win Week 9 Buffalo vs. Chicago Bears win Week 10 Buffalo vs. Detroit Lions Win Week 11 Buffalo vs. Cincinnati Bengals Loss Week 12 Buffalo vs. Pittsburgh Steelers Win Week 13 Buffalo vs. Minnesota Vikings Loss Week 14 Buffalo vs. Cleveland Browns Win Week 15 Buffalo vs. Miami Dolphins Loss Week 16 Buffalo vs. New England Patriots* Loss Week 17 Buffalo vs. NY Jets Loss

Classic!

Happy Birthday to the man from Macungie!! I'm sure he is still California dreaming, have a good one Joe

I shall turn the other cheek and forgive you my son...... I was just glad he wasn't yammering on about making arrangements for his entourage or any assorted hangers on. From what I have read, he seems to be a good kid, hard working, good family behind him.

He was speaking at church.... "Heading to the church gotta speak today then spend the rest of the day wit the family 8:12 AM Apr 18th via Twitterrific There is nothing like family so data who I'm chillin wit shooting horseshoe behind my granddaddy house 5:07 PM Apr 17th via Twitterrific "

I saw this on TV, I suppose she will be tied up all day..... Hugs to you Diane!

Not that I am a huge fan of twitter, but he does mention going to Church, hanging at his granfathers house for family dinner, shooting horeshoes with family and he likes the fans of Buffalo based on what he saw at the Sabres game (thank goodness they won when he was there).

Would ya?

He said he had the chance to move up 1 spot, but at that point the guy they wanted was gone. So it would have to be within the first 7 taken

You will know she is the one when the restraining order is lifted... Seriously, sounds corny, but I knew within 10 minutes she was the one, we have been married 28 years, together for 30.

Happy Birthday Lana! Have fun with a weekend of celebration!

ughhhhhh

Dean, My most sincere condolences to you and yours, hang tough

He was talking about Rio, not Paris Hilton

A sure way to punish Ben would be to ship him off to Buffalo, that would show him not to embarass the Rooney family! We could throw in Lynch and a fifth to make it look like it wasn't straight up punishment. But after reading some of these stories, maybe its best he just go to Canada.....

As a taxpayer in New York State, I think we should get a free copy to see if our tax dollars were well spent.

Happy birthday to an entertaining poster. Hope you have a great day!