A worthy match for the ball snatcher from the other day, this guy could challenge her.
A cage match for pay per view
"Ball Snatcher VS. The Giant Scrotum"
Sorry for your loss, definitely one of the toughest decisions you have to make. I have been in that position twice, and it always breaks my heart. I have an 8 year old dog that is going through some health issues now. I will be crushed if the prognosis is not favorable.
My thoughts were that a corrosive chemical agent, (battery acid or similar) would be used to perform the procedure. How disappointing it is merely a quarterly shot to arrest the libido of the dirtbag.
Is there a battery operated device instead of a plug in that may be used to make her less bitchy? Surely you could offer that as a way to appease her on the trip. Just bring lots of batteries.
Edit, Oh didn't realize it was a heater....