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Guffalo

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  1. That must have been some death grip
  2. The phone had the original Rettata recipe and pictures of Brady in bed with David Hasselhoff, it had to be destroyed
  3. Sadly, my wife told me she contacted our kids via text, one who is in Denver, the other Syracuse. My wife must have mis-read the name she pulled up and sent it to someone else (effectively eliminating the Denver son from the list) and the one in Syracuse just lost his phone. Denver finally saw it on Facebook and said "Geez, nice way to find out about my dog...." then left a message for our daughter asking about it. For a few days my wife would say "I can't believe the kids are so cold as to not saying anything about the dog, whats that all about" .
  4. I havent figured out how to post a pic as requested. She was a rescue and when we got her she had some scars from the some idiot who abused her. Rkfast sent me some pics last night of Tyler when she was pup, while our older dog was acting as big brother. If anyone can guide me through it I would post one or two. RKfast if you see this, jump in with a pic.
  5. Our once in a lifetime dog passed away today. After 14 years, she just ran out of time. A big (70lb) pit/shepard mix who was so well trained she really didn't need a leash. Was gentle with kids and adults, would watch a plate of food at chest level and not touch it, just a great companion. She had been having age issues for the last few months and had stopped her daily routine - wake up, pad into our bedroom, walk to each side of the bed and either snort in our face or rub her head under an outstretched hand to wake us up. Then she would guide us down to her dish for feeding time, on the way carrying a sock or something she picked up on the way as a treat for us when she goes for her bowl. She had not participated in the daily routine for about 3 months since she couldn't do the stairs. Yesterday I awoke to a snort in the face, my wife felt the "self-petting" under her hand. Tyler gave us a dirty sock and ate breakfast and laid down. She stayed in the same spot and refused to move, eat or drink. We knew the end was near when my daughter called during the day to report the breathing was heavy and Tyler wasnt moving all day. After work, nothing had changed, I gave her a hug, she refused steak, water or snacks. She wasn't in any pain that we could see as we went to bed. This morning I came down, she was aware of me, I gave her a pet and a hug, she kind of took a deep breath and snorted in my scent, shuddered a bit and I called my wife down, by the time my wife came down, Tyler had gone. Such a sweet dog and a perfect buddy.
  6. So, the husbands name is Driveway?
  7. HAppy Birthday Flutie! Hope you had a great day
  8. Not enough information provided, Is she hot?
  9. Probably something along these lines
  10. Oh Im sure this me-first mother will have an attorney lined up and ready to go within a week. The self centered people that inhabit this planet never seem to amaze me. She was certainly told in writing and on announcements when she departed that the ship leaves at a specific time, but out of 22,000 departing passengers, her needs come first. Now she will claim her children were in danger, her trip ruined, and mental anguish and all the other nonsense. For the ship's attorney, an opening line could start with "So you left your precious children unattended on a ship in a foreign country?" "When you decided to ignore the written advisories of the ships policy regarding returning to board the ship on time, did you think about these same children?" "When we look at the video of you returning from shopping, we notice as you exit the vehicle you have some large shopping bags. What wonderful treasures are contained in those bags that was more important than these children you abandoned?"
  11. Send out a small pilot boat to pick up the parents, it can pick them up and the ship would only have to pause for a few moments to allow the boat to transfer the parents onboard. BUT, I would charge the mother $10,000 for the service of the boat for inconverniencing the other passengers who were able to tell time and buy trinkets without haggling for the best price and causing such a delay.
  12. Havent missed one in 18 years, why start now....probably bringing the wife and daughter and daughters boyfreind (a Jets fan)
  13. I would have thought older, but what do I know? Happy birthday Joe
  14. Congrats, suit him up in 22 years!
  15. That may explain his orange tinted moustache
  16. Jay, any chances that the ticket office will honor the traditional TBD group ticket request?
  17. He worked in a tough and dangerous industry. Being a fluffer in a rodeo is not for the timid,
  18. Carson Wentz : Rams Jared Goff :Eagles Ezekiel Elliot : Titans Laquon Treadwell : Lions Paxton Lynch :Jets Bills Pick (bonus) :Nkemdiche
  19. They know that 16 can go into 30 many many times
  20. I will be at the Thursday opener, Probably get into the area around mid day and grab a room for the night. As for the Baltimore game, will tickets be available? Its not a terrible drive for me, but is it feasible to be expect to get tickets for their home opener?
  21. That is a horrible trade, why step back again (losing a QB who shows considerable upside) to take an unproven rookie, while at the same time giving up a 1st and 2nd this year (and a third next year). Our next pick would be well after the LB spot can be reasonably addressed. It looks like a desperation move, Taylor is fine, give him his payday or tag him and work it out the following year. In the proposed scenario, Cleveland ends up with the lions share of picks, and Denver gives up a first and an unamed player, we give up 3 picks for a player who has not even played a down. I like the fact that Taylor had 4 years to watch the game before he was inserted, 3 years from now we will be looking for a new QB and saying a qb should be brought in to watch/learn the first 2-3 years.
  22. Yes, I understand that they bought tickets for a flight, a cruise etc. but the airline has to look out for their safety. I have to assume at the time of the initial delay the ground employees fully expected the flight to come in, but as winds failed to subside, the flight was diverted to wherever. They can only give out information as they get it, that decision is made by the pilot, airline and FAA as to whether it is safe to come into LGA. The woman finishes her tirade by explaining her tirade to her kids as "I am getting what we want". She sounds like a self centered, entitled princess (Veruka Salk from Willie Wonka comes to mind) Does she really want to put her kids on a flight in high winds, a stressed pilot and crew, just because she wants to float around on a boat with some costumed characters? I understand sticking up for your rights, but she puts her rights ahead of others safety in her perfect world.
  23. This one from a girl from North Carolina dating a farmer
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