A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining
>and all the hookers were standing under the awnings.
>"Mommy," said the little boy, "what are all those ladies doing?"
>"They're waiting for their husbands to get off of work," she replied
>The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the
>truth? They're hookers. They have sex with men for money."
>The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, mommy?"
>His mother, glaring at the cabbie, answers in the affirmative.
>After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mommy, what happens to the babies
>those ladies have?"
>"They become cab drivers!" She replied.