Guffalo

Joe, stop touching yourself, it scares the new ones away..

You mean he's shaving the boys south of the border?

TD influenced Rockpile when ole rock forgot to wear his tinfoil helmet.

Good to hear that you are feeling better, now the big question....did you get paid for the win?

After attending the tailgates, I can say for certain that several members of this board have never seen the seatbelt in the shopping cart as children. In some extreme cases, I dare say that some of the members were so ugly that thier Moms left them in the car with the windows cracked a bit for air.

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

Welcome to the dysfunctional family

or a cage

Yes Luke, I'm your father

How do you know I'm not your father?

Because I'm the King, look behind you, there I am!

Time for breakfast?

I think he is quite handsome!

Cornerback, maybe Dime Corner

Or a mod could kill it

He has had a pretty good career, but really you have to look at a guy in his pressure situations. Think of it this way, What would you feel like if you go to the Super Bowl, get down to line up for a 43 yard kick, with afew seconds on the clock, and the guy kicks it wide? I would hate to have that happen..... again

I know it's Friday, but what's death by bunga bunga?

Well, your is (was)

Sep 11 Houston Win Sep 18 @Tampa Bay Loss Sep 25 Atlanta Loss Oct 2 @New Orleans Win Oct 9 Miami Win Oct 16 N.Y. Jets Win Oct 23 @Oakland Win Oct 30 @New England Loss Week 9 BYE Nov 13 Kansas City Win Nov 20 @San Diego Loss Nov 27 Carolina Win Dec 4 @Miami Win Dec 11 New England Loss Dec 17 Denver Win Dec 24 @Cincinnati Win Jan 1 @N.Y. Jets Loss

post of the year!!!!

And "Booty Call "

And Paris Hilton

None come to mind

Is it safe to say there have been more fingers in Paris than in Wendy's chili?

You Rudi-wannabe, get back in your cage!