Guffalo

Ohh geez, when did they give internet access to the guys from Compliance?

I think its pronounced "Plate-o-pussies" if we are indeed still talking about the girl banging the other girl. I may be wrong though...

Damn!!! I was robbed!!

Great read, I just emailed it to a bunch of people

So in reality you are a fugitive? Yeah, great role model, St John De Lasalle..... Pray for us!

Well, if you look closely....he really is!

Then how come I have restraining orders on me for "showing " her....

If you have ever had a 2 year old who gets her finger caught in a doorjamb, you have heard the sound. (shiver)

Thats not an ab stain....that looks like a stain from CL's cat with the perforated rectum.

In summers during high school and college, I worked at Elmlawn cemetary in Tonawanda. On occasion they would have to "dig one out" for various reasons. Those guarantees are pretty much worthless. I saw a 7 year old dig out (the guy died 7 years prior, and the wife wanted him moved to a mausoleum). The Funeral director who handled the original and the new internment was on hand to oversee the event. He was also there to make sure we didn't say a word about the condition of the vault (saturated), casket (one side deteriorated to nothing, black water pouring out) or remains (obvoius worm meat). He had sold the top of the line package to the woman with guarantees that the vault was impenetrable, the casket 100% waterproof for 50 years and hubby would be safe and sound for years to come. As soon as the condition of remains were visible, the funeral director looked around, checked out who was there and then gave our boss an envelope. Later after it was all done, the boss told the three of us " It was in good condition? right?" We all kinda nodded and then he gave us each a 20 from the envelope. The boss kept the rest. It was one of my first real world lessons in business.

They had started franchising Mikes Subs around the time the name changed to Hoagy Bros. The owner who was starting the franchising effort sold franchise rights to several people. The stores started popping up around WNY based on the popularity of the Kenmore and later the Gates Circle store. He may have overestimated his ability to support the other franchises and it kinda fell apart. He was left with his original store in Kenmore, with the name changed back to Mike's Subs. Now you have made me hungry. I miss my taosted italian sausage with onions, mayo and cheese, ahhhhh

We lived together 2 years, best advice I can give is be yourself. The cutesy dating part is over, but don't forget to do more than just hang out around the apartment. Continue to take her out, go to movies, do the normal stuff. The advice abou big ticket items and seperate bank accounts is still valid. After 2 years we figured we were OK, so in November it will be 23 years married.

....With a plate, balancing on your head, holding a sandwich .......+2,000,000

Ummm, FBI agent George Stinplinketer over the bullhorn as the Branch Davidians compound smolders?

He graduated from Niagara with me and my wife in 1982. He was a pretty nice guy, typical college guy, although he was in the ROTC program, he still partied and had the usual college life. A good man.

Junior Seau in Fins uniform

I wouldnt consider her "spoiled" google search of Michelle

Just remind him who pays his salary! You, the damn taxpayer! Let him know that he should just wipe the powdered donut dust off his uniform, waddle back to his cruiser, and get after the real criminals. It always works for me

Does Travis interest them? Give em a call Tom, what have you got to lose?

Is this the origin for the phrase "Boys to men" and where the band "Boyz II Men" got thier moniker? Or would it be "Boyz II Men, eh?"

Gabels, Cassidys, PM (Park Meadow), Locker room, Regan's Backstreet Bar,

Does this remind anyone of that story a few months ago about the hot dog vendors they arrested on long island?

look at my personal pic, I'm the invisible man, wearing my new Losman jersey, I have lost a lot of weight too

"sniff" Wheres the flyover by the navy jets when you need em?

They don't have normal tailgate procedures, happy hour in the bar and then to the game, although they have a bridge area that has bands and stuff going on. Maybe a banner for the bar?