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Guffalo

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  1. ....and inflated her too!
  2. We stay at Lake Vanare every Memorial day weekend, I don't even know if they have any clubs in the area, it's pretty isolated. You may be stuck with a keg and a three-toothed woman who will get dirty for you after she finishes calling the hogs back in. Good luck!
  3. Ohh the women must just love this guy.... (Austin Powers voice) "Do I make you horny?"
  4. Excellent analysis Lori, you are already in mid season form.
  5. Tell him to call nine-wahh-wahh
  6. I have pulled in as late as 11:30 am for a 1:00 game, I think I have seen cars pull in even later than that
  7. Hey, brain transplants are no laughing matter, I feel for the iguana though, bad trade if you asked me.... Hope all went well big guy!
  8. I have met them both as well, but I have never seen them both at the same time.....could be a well planned disguise. If you look at the posts from the two of them, they are directly opposite of each other, a Ying-Yang thing, maybe together, they are one.
  9. I thought that was reserved only
  10. I always park at Hammers if I don't have to run to the airport for a quick getaway, otherwise I will park opposite Hammers on one of the sidestreets, People give up spots for 10 or so. Walk over to the fieldhouse and the Pinto, then lot 1 Pole 6/5
  11. Two Arab mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures, and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now" "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now, though" mum confides. " Oh, so sad dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21" "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr, too" says mum quietly. “Oh gracious me ", says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school". "He's a martyr, also", says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
  12. Didn't bother me, I was snacking on chocolate and trying to figure out the tattoos, but I think it will be gone by the time I write my response...
  13. quote=Ramius,Aug 23 2005, 09:50 AM] Damn, where are the pics? 415306[/snapback] pics from cat accident[ Wow, amazing what it looks like after all that!
  14. Why, what's under the tent?
  15. Ive been serving it to you guys for the last year, but because we have so many people, I usually start making it thursday.... What do you think I clean the crab traps with?, well I used this stuff till the EPA came around....
  16. Says John Hankington of 1467 Windwatch Lane, Buxton, North Carolina, (252) 995-4474. Wife Greta, children Ezekial,(9) Chad, (5) and Phonecia, (1), Leaves home at 7:12- 7:24 every morning, stops at Krispy Kremes, 1 coffee (dark) 2 glazed donuts, arrives at work between 8:17-8:29, in office till 12:30-12:45 departs for lunch, Sammys dog shack or Ralphs clam bar (alternating) Home by 5:47-5:50 each night. Lawn cutting on Tuesdays, Golf at Duck Woods Wednesdays with buddies Earl, Jake and Rex(reserved tee times 7:05)..........no, no stalking here
  17. Frank Reich- Carolina, Jets, Lions, Ministry
  18. Jets fans discussing JP Sorry about the colors of the sight, green/white....yuck
  19. Im still waiting for Beta to make a comeback, I've got a top loading Radio Shack Beta player for a steal!!!
  20. So you got to "hang out" with our long snapper.....
  21. I heard he was last seen prancing around the Jets camp in tight green shorts and a little green cap blowing kisses at Chad "Dreamboy" Pennington, but that has yet to be confirmed.
  22. I remember it each and every day, there is no way I could ever forget that day.
  23. 43. Don't mention that you are an amatuer proctologist
  24. Have a great Birthday Harriet!!
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