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We moved our seats from the lower bowl, sec 136 because we had a guy who was convinced that play action pass was coming up each and every down when Buffalo had the ball. Even in a 5 reciever set he would start with "here comes the play action pass" finally after 6 years of hearing this idiot I finally said "you have to have a fake handoff, and to have to fake a handoff you need a running back in the backfield" He just looked at me like I had just impregnated his dog, and started shouting for "another" play action pass. We used to call him Van Miller wannabe, because he would give a play by play of everything (although Buffao never deviated from his play action passes), and it was incredibly annoying. Amazingly enough, according to the new Van Miller, Thurman Thomas was playing for Buffalo right up until the 2004 season, I mean, this guy's play by play calls had him in there for some big carries! Once my Dad swapped tickets with a freind from the upper deck, by halftime, the couple were standing in the aisle saying "Gee, thanks alot, wanna switch back, we have seen the difference " By late in the season, the guys family usually tired of his commentary, and he would attend, but usually with people that he sold the tickets to (patriot fans, Jets fans). It was a running joke in the section, everyone would wait on opening day and then "Van" would show up and everyone would smirk, disappointed that he wasn't killed in a horrible car wreck, or murdered by a co-worker over the off season. We finally gave up and had our seats moved away from this guy, it just became too distracting.

He was the brides first husband, he was happy, no more alimony

Driving Miss Daisy

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Well, they have shown willingness to plug the gaps, and with our D, we need those who can give up the body seal the creases.

For me, Booty Call just didn't live up to it's advanced billing. I was expecting a cinematic gem, but was sorely disappointed. Oh well, they say Booty Call II should exceed where BC I failed.

Cause she swallows?

Is the semen extraction method the same that was discussed in yesterdays thread concerning the Bull semen? (That damn video still gives me the shivers)

Ease up guys, my niece is in there....

My understanding is the author of Babe of the day was demasculated in a super glue incident reported earlier. Once he (she) has recovered I'm sure things will get back to normal....

Did we wake you from your nap??

Yeah, well, those old people are grandparents now, forgetting thier names and recalling things that never happened, I can't fault em, that's senility.

Beebe going out of bounds and back in for one TD (shoulda been called back) Reeds sliding catch in the end zone Interception to open the overtime period

What a difference a year and a few personnel losses makes, last year Gray was the king of the defensive coordinators (using Lebaeu's leftover framework). This year after the team got a year older and lost Williams and Spikes, he has certainly felt the heat. Is it all Grey's fault? Probably not, One of the big deficincies is that we have no depth at any of the key positions. TD's drafts have not brought in any solid backups and very few quality starters. Should Grey be replaced?, If we are talking about replacing Grey just for the sake of replacing him with another untested DC I say no.If a quality DC became available, I think you would have to look at him, especially a guy like Capers, who has head coaching experience and could help MM with his weekly planning. DIck LeBaeu would be another great DC pickup if he became available as well.

Of course they do, I use em all the time...

Well, I suppose you could make a white russian from the leftover drippings....

True Story, A freind of mine was on a field trip for an agricultural course, one of the duties of the trip was to collect the semen from a bull. The student who was volunteered had an army jacket on and was given a sheath which is a collector for the semen. The sheath looks kinda like a large plastic funnel, with a collector at the bottom. The object is, as the bull is worked up and ready to mount, the person is supposed to choreagraph his movement and thrusts the sheath over the bull's "whamslinger" as the bull rears up to mount, intercepting the flow of...well you know. On this particular assignment, the college student missed the interception and the bull's "nozzle" went deep into the open cuff of the kids army coat, where a torrent of sticky liquid gold was deposited. The assembled students looked on in horror as the poor kids arm dropped to his side and the remnants of the armpit insemination project dripped out of his jacket to the floor. The bull owner wasn't pleased with the results either.

My biggest fault is holding a position well after it has made it's move. Although I don't have a lot of capital in my trading portfolio, I always seem to hold a position that was a super performer, until it backs down to a moderate gain. On the down side, I have a knack for holding a position in hopes that it can't possibly go further down. The only thing I have done successfully is to limit my exposure to allow that no one position can be more than a certain percentage of the cash value of the total holdings. By doing this even if I pick a coupla dogs, a decent one may keep me balanced. A good pick will be trimmed to approximately the starting value so the cash can be rolled over to a new pick or a position that I am happy with.

You mean "Bruschmas"?

Ok sent mine.... Dear ESPN producers, directors and support staff who are responsible for content on the Sunday night football games, I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate you on your fine reporting of the Teddy Bruschi story, a well written documentary with dramatic footage of his pre and post stroke Herculean efforts. This story hit the hearts of those who root for the underdog, and cheer for the "comeback kid" each and every Sunday. The wonderfully produced pre game interviews were well done and thoughtful, creating a well paced, yet informative chronicle of his struggle to get back on the field after such a serious event. The inclusion of live shots of his wife only enhanced the nights drama, as she was seen many times in the throes of anguish, excitement, disappointment, and several other emotions such as despair, chagrin, melancholy, boredom, indifference, nervousness, hunger and painful menstrual cramping. I could only hope that we could have seen more of her as she cheered for her hero! I would also like to thank you for creating the wonderful fades into and out off the broadcast showing Bruschi as a hero of epic proportions. This wonderful evening was only marred by the occasional reference to the game being played on the field, my question for the staff assembling this wonderfully dramatic piece is, Why did you broadcast it when there was a football game on? All that chatter about a game that was being played somewhere backstage or on a field somewhere took away from the real reason you people put the show together. I will admit that a good portion of the broadcast was about Mr. Bruschi, but there were parts of the broadcast that dealt with a game between the New England Patriots and the Buffalo Bills. This was an utter distraction! I refuse to watch any more of your documentaries if you continue to cut away briefly for these shots of games being played someplace backstage. Please stick to what you are good at, documentaries about people and topical informative reporting of issues that would generally not be seen in mainstream media. This football stuff has got to go, you ruined a quality documentary by mixing that football stuff in there. If we had wanted to watch football Sunday, we would have turned a game on...

Whoa, dudes, I thought I read she was like 14 or so, thats what I saw in the local papers here.

Our Ministry will be represented that weekend, we have four soul savers in our flock, we always have room for more savers of souls.

That's disgusting, immoral, filthy and totally unwholesome. To think that you would waste your hard earned money so that some trollip would remove it without using her hands is vile! Is this how you are able to get through those long, lonesome nights? I can't imagine how foul these tramps are that they would stoop to such depths to strip for degenerates of your ilk. I feel repulsed knowing that you share the same bandwith that I regularly use, makes me want to sterilize my keyboard after replying to such a corrupted human waste form. With that being said, I will be at Platinums in Ft. Erie on Saturday the 12th to ensure that these women see the light and repent from their sinning ways. I will do this by offering copious amounts of folded dollar bills so that they see the correct path to salvation.

Well, looks like Stojans dance card is filled this weekend, wear protection!

Yup, between Argonne and McKinley