Guffalo

How else do you explain lipstick residue and nipple welts on your face?

Certainly not, I'm a Bills fan, no Dolphin love here

My day was probably worse than that, I had some 20 something porn star wannabe, long blonde hair and legs as long as the goal posts, and all she kept saying was "its so warm here" she kepts peeling off her coat, then her denim shirt, finally down to a very thin T-shirt. Once she was down to her t shirt, it became apparent that maybe it was a bit too cold for that attire, since the turkey thermometers in her shirt were indicating that she was completely done. Due to the length of her legs , she would alternate between leaning forward and resting her breasts on my shoulders, or stretching her legs out on the seats next to me. At one point, she had one leg on each seat on either side of me, and her well cooked turkeys on my shoulders. Although she couldnt have weighed over 135 pounds, these things had to weigh 20 pounds apiece. I tried to tell security about my problems, but they refused to do anything. It got even worse as the game went on, since she would whip her long blonde hair in a circular fashion whenever the Bills made a great play. Just try to concentrate while being carressed with long blonde hair that smells like honeysuckle, while the Bills are driving! After major plays (TD's and interceptions, sacks) her legs would grip me vice like and sometimes make me spill my beer. After TDs she would go to high five people near me and as she leaned forward, those damn things kept slamming me in the face, at one of the colder points in the game, I almost had my eye poked out from her "high-five/turkey-thrusts". Finally by late in the game, she decided she had to get going and I was able to relax for the last 4 minutes of the game. I don't know if I will make it to any more games this year, but I hope she has the decency to behave herself next time, otherwise I'm onna have to have my seats moved.

Well, apparently he avoided the julia Child/ax-murderer/Kate Moss date thanks to some intervention by this board. Pete lives on

That's not true, most ex-wives are very happy

In some cases there was a back in the backfield, but since every play this guy described had play action pass you kinda lost count. At first we just thought he was a drunk, then we realized he was always like this. We had learned to drown him out, but in the middle of a frustrating season I had finally reached the end of my rope. Funny how the guy would get heads to turn, and you could see his companions actually cringe when people looked in the direction of the guy. Even his Pats and Jets fans who bought tix would look sheepish when people looked for the origin of the moronic statements.

We moved our seats from the lower bowl, sec 136 because we had a guy who was convinced that play action pass was coming up each and every down when Buffalo had the ball. Even in a 5 reciever set he would start with "here comes the play action pass" finally after 6 years of hearing this idiot I finally said "you have to have a fake handoff, and to have to fake a handoff you need a running back in the backfield" He just looked at me like I had just impregnated his dog, and started shouting for "another" play action pass. We used to call him Van Miller wannabe, because he would give a play by play of everything (although Buffao never deviated from his play action passes), and it was incredibly annoying. Amazingly enough, according to the new Van Miller, Thurman Thomas was playing for Buffalo right up until the 2004 season, I mean, this guy's play by play calls had him in there for some big carries! Once my Dad swapped tickets with a freind from the upper deck, by halftime, the couple were standing in the aisle saying "Gee, thanks alot, wanna switch back, we have seen the difference " By late in the season, the guys family usually tired of his commentary, and he would attend, but usually with people that he sold the tickets to (patriot fans, Jets fans). It was a running joke in the section, everyone would wait on opening day and then "Van" would show up and everyone would smirk, disappointed that he wasn't killed in a horrible car wreck, or murdered by a co-worker over the off season. We finally gave up and had our seats moved away from this guy, it just became too distracting.

He was the brides first husband, he was happy, no more alimony

Driving Miss Daisy

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Well, they have shown willingness to plug the gaps, and with our D, we need those who can give up the body seal the creases.

For me, Booty Call just didn't live up to it's advanced billing. I was expecting a cinematic gem, but was sorely disappointed. Oh well, they say Booty Call II should exceed where BC I failed.

Cause she swallows?

Is the semen extraction method the same that was discussed in yesterdays thread concerning the Bull semen? (That damn video still gives me the shivers)

Ease up guys, my niece is in there....

My understanding is the author of Babe of the day was demasculated in a super glue incident reported earlier. Once he (she) has recovered I'm sure things will get back to normal....

Did we wake you from your nap??

Yeah, well, those old people are grandparents now, forgetting thier names and recalling things that never happened, I can't fault em, that's senility.

Beebe going out of bounds and back in for one TD (shoulda been called back) Reeds sliding catch in the end zone Interception to open the overtime period

What a difference a year and a few personnel losses makes, last year Gray was the king of the defensive coordinators (using Lebaeu's leftover framework). This year after the team got a year older and lost Williams and Spikes, he has certainly felt the heat. Is it all Grey's fault? Probably not, One of the big deficincies is that we have no depth at any of the key positions. TD's drafts have not brought in any solid backups and very few quality starters. Should Grey be replaced?, If we are talking about replacing Grey just for the sake of replacing him with another untested DC I say no.If a quality DC became available, I think you would have to look at him, especially a guy like Capers, who has head coaching experience and could help MM with his weekly planning. DIck LeBaeu would be another great DC pickup if he became available as well.

Of course they do, I use em all the time...

Well, I suppose you could make a white russian from the leftover drippings....

True Story, A freind of mine was on a field trip for an agricultural course, one of the duties of the trip was to collect the semen from a bull. The student who was volunteered had an army jacket on and was given a sheath which is a collector for the semen. The sheath looks kinda like a large plastic funnel, with a collector at the bottom. The object is, as the bull is worked up and ready to mount, the person is supposed to choreagraph his movement and thrusts the sheath over the bull's "whamslinger" as the bull rears up to mount, intercepting the flow of...well you know. On this particular assignment, the college student missed the interception and the bull's "nozzle" went deep into the open cuff of the kids army coat, where a torrent of sticky liquid gold was deposited. The assembled students looked on in horror as the poor kids arm dropped to his side and the remnants of the armpit insemination project dripped out of his jacket to the floor. The bull owner wasn't pleased with the results either.

My biggest fault is holding a position well after it has made it's move. Although I don't have a lot of capital in my trading portfolio, I always seem to hold a position that was a super performer, until it backs down to a moderate gain. On the down side, I have a knack for holding a position in hopes that it can't possibly go further down. The only thing I have done successfully is to limit my exposure to allow that no one position can be more than a certain percentage of the cash value of the total holdings. By doing this even if I pick a coupla dogs, a decent one may keep me balanced. A good pick will be trimmed to approximately the starting value so the cash can be rolled over to a new pick or a position that I am happy with.

You mean "Bruschmas"?