Oh how true...Thats why I drive a 89 ford fairmont and live in a single wide trailer, that way I know she really wants me for me, not my money.
By spending my money on valuable art pieces like 32 different Velvet Elvis murals (16 are one of a kind, although I have 2 of the King playing cards with some dogs), my 2 different mullet hairpieces and my extensive chia pet collection, I have everything I need. The only thing missing is someone special to share my bounty with
I think once my sister and her two kids move out, I will be able to save up enough to get my tooth fixed, and I may even have enough to get my backhair waxed so that I don't scare children at the local pool.
When the day comes that I am ready to make a splash in the dating scene again, I will use my tried and true woman catching methods that have worked here for years: Go to a family party, Get there early, to make sure you can spike the punchbowl before the aunts know what you are up to. Sit back and let the good times roll, soon enough you will have all the cousins come to you, keep a few cold ones in your trunk for the "afterparty" with that special one, and in no time at all, the trailer is a rockin!
It so beats the flashing cash method.