Guffalo

Actually it's Professor Irwin Coreys long lost son. Prof. Irwin Corey

Excellent news! Enjoy the experience, it will last a lifetime! Get your rest as others have already stated, but please enjoy the ride!

A few years ago, I was called in to give a second part of an interview for a junior investigator position in our compliance department at an Exchange in New York City. The guys that had done the first part were smirking and asked me see if the guy would fit in. They also mentioned that the guy may be a Bills fan (they saw a Buffalo address for High school). I looked over the resume, and walked in, I looked at him across the table and said "What's your favorite football team?" The kid was stunned, but replied Buffalo Bills. I asked him if he though they had wasted a pick on Jim Kelly (he was still in the USFL at the time), he kinda shrugged and said "We will have to wait and see". I could tell the guy was getting nervous since I hadn't asked him anything about the job. I then asked about his freshman high school biology teacher, as well as the school disciplinarian. I finally said that I had attended St. Joes a few years before him and we ended up chatting for a while. After the interview, I told the two guy who would be responsible for him that as long as he met thier requirements, I was fine with him, and even if he didn't meet thier requirements, the guy still did fine with my questions. We ended up hiring the guy with no further interviews.

Weren't the stooges responsible for the "Susquehana Hat company" episode too?

I think the generic name is actually Mycoxaphilin

You know me, I am a sucker for a cute story about kids, and when spiders are involved, I just melt...... A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. > > He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked "They're mating," her father replied "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." >The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment.... >then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not >having any of that gay sh-- in our garden."

Well, a simple smile and wink and remind her family that their sister/daughter couldnt find a Pats fan worth marrying. You will now embark on the conversion process, placing her on a nightly "Bills injection program" .

See if Moulds would be of interest to the Browns, what the hell, Faine was a stud in college, better than just cutting Moulds.

We are leaving now for the services, thanks for all your thoughts and prayers.

I just spoke with my wife, the wife packed his Bills Tailgate t-shirt in with the clothes he will be buried in...I am now a complete mess

Funny thing is, he was absolutely internet-phobic.

He had just turned 50 this October, his January health checkup showed he was in excellent health.

Yesterday in the middle of all the normal day to day crap, I'm standing in the aisle at the grocery store picking out God-knows-what for dinner. My phone rings and my wife is hysterical, she is telling me that Mike died. I just knew she was wrong, Mike and I had just done one of his side jobs this weekend, so it couldn't be Mike. Apparently he had been sitting in his easy chair, feet up on the ottoman, watching Fox News (can you say ultra conservative), just as his wife had left him when she went to work. Whatever happened, it was quick, he was found by his son Matt around 1 PM sitting in the same position, not even a hair out of place. I waved my son over (who is best freinds with Mike's son) and told him to drop the groceries, we have to get going. Walking into the house was like walking into a movie. The older son, who is freinds with my older son, was still at college, finishing up papers in nano tech something or other, it's his thesis and the Mom didnt want to distract him. The younger son who had found him was stunned and secluded in his room. The aunts waved him to go see Matt. I sought out Mary who had been in the kitchen, she was alternating between crushed and pissed off. He had been a Jet/Giants fan for years and always loved busting my balls because I lived and died by the Bills. He liked to T-bone between his teams to ensure a pleasant day of Sunday football. Whichever team won, that was his team. Most of you met him last year at the Opener, he had driven up with me last minute and watched his first NFL game live. He had also been sold on the whole WNY experience, wings, Ballet, the Pinto and cheap beer. From that day on, he became a Bills fan. The following week, he came into the Sunday war room here on Long Island and was wearing a white hard hat (thanks Bob) painted with the Old Style and new style logo. His cheeks were painted red and blue and he proudly wore his Bills tailgate T-shirt with the stupid pom-poms sticking out of the back collar. He came back up for the Kansas City Game and helped me with my chili and sahlens. He was sold on the Bills experience, partly because of the people he met up there (it certainly wasn't the bills play) I lost a very good freind yesterday, and we all lost a great Bills fan. Thanks Mike

Get a mullet styled hairpiece

Hmmmmmmm, what time is that?

Hofstra beat George Mason, twice in 11 days, yes GM gets in, Hofstra sits.....I'd love to hear a reasonable explaination.

Would love to get a poster of that, great for the den.

Yes, Joe is "special", He had "special" classes growing up, rode the bus with all the other "special kids".

Cooking retatta for party, should be done in early May

Solar panels anyone?

I don't think it would fit you...

I tried it with my name...... "If You Like A Lot Of Guffalo On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club."

All of the tackles looked like high tackles with a few looking like borderline horsecollar tackles. Great anticipation, good nose for the ball, but didnt see any startling coverage clips, mostly line of scrimmage/ anticipation plays.

I've always liked Mawae's play. He has experience reading defenses and making line adjustments as the defense presents different fronts. Ask any Jets offensive player, they will tell you that he has been a big part of their offensive success the last few years (don't count last season). He would be a great mentor for Preston, lining up next to him and getting to learn from one of the better centers in the last 10 years. It would be a decent 2 year plan allowing Preston to be groomed on the finer points of the pro level.

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