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Well, truth be told it was in my inbox this morning as it was posted. I was going to change the name, but not Eds, ya see, my real name is Kevin.....

You back from Chicago already??

Thats great news! Our prayer.s are with her for a full recovery

I just parted your hair for you....from a distance

For those who have been in mental institutions, this may not seem so amusing.... In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a car with his hands at 10 and 2. The nurse asks him,"Kevin! What are you doing?" Kevin replied, "Can't talk right now I'm driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Kevin's room just as he stopped driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Kevin, how you doing?" Kevin says "I'm exhausted. I just got into Chicago and I need some rest." That's great," replied the nurse,"I'm glad you had a safe trip." The nurse leaves Kevin's room and then goes across the hall into another patients' room and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. Very surprised she shouts, "Ed what are you doing ??? " To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing Kevin's wife while he's in Chicago

Yours doesnt?

Sound like me on the morning of a severe overhang.

Bravo, Excellent obit....

ohh, that was you???

Standard equipment on Fit....

I am just happy to hear she is OK, you got your mileage out of that vehicle, are you staying with toyota?

And???? Was it a car that you absolutely had to have?

Perhaps she an Paris Hilton could have a love child, she certainly has the testosterone required.....

First we start with the lawyers........

Isnt this the wrong thread for different ways to say masturbate?

Doors are a luxury I couldn't afford, but if I do ever spring for them, I will lock them (assuming I can afford locks)

I thought I saw that the bears signed all thier picks bears all signed

Yeah, the response to that one is "Well, its been a great 24 years, see ya"

Since she is no longer working for the view she was spotted getting some pointers from Lonnie Johnson to resume her football career. Starr Jones mimics Lonnie Johnson

However he said "I didn't see any of the logo pages, so I can't comment on that."

I sent this, doubt it will work.... I grew up in Buffalo and have brainwashed my children that all things Buffalo are supreme. For the very first time my 11 year old daughter has demanded a jersey. I happily bought her a mini goalie mask during this season and she would put it on her stuffed animals during the games. Please tell me the logo that appeared in the Buffalo news is NOT the one you plan on using for the next season. I agree and embrace the move back to the traditional blue and gold, but the logo for the chest is horrendous! I understand marketing and the need to keep a current look, but the original Sabres logo was a classic, similar to the Yankees or LA/St.Louis Rams. Please tell me this "leak" was just an attempt to get a reaction from those who would be buying jerseys, If that logo is the final version, Michaela will not be getting a Sabres jersey, I will probably let her follow her freinds and get an Islanders jersey, a team who went with an alternate jersey and then returned to their original logo recently.

Thats the one Great shots!

They may issue a temporary tag for you, check with Georgia first, then New york. I see transport tags all the time, paper tags that are valid for 3-5 days.

Well, the phrase "Butt" was used twice, with a liberal sprinkling of "pulled", "special mopping sauce" "sucker"and "woods". Of course you would be interested in the recipe.