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Guffalo

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  1. carboard box full of lard or gelatenous material....
  2. Can we see a picture of the GF?, for you to put up with that she had better be a supermodel who specializes in golfball extraction via gardenhose.
  3. Unless you work in a resturant
  4. Sadly I must report that Maxines is no more.... I was up this past weekend and was told that iit has changed. The former Maxines is now Max's, catering to female clientele who would be interested in.....well....I would suppose it would be akin to the wardinskis factory tour. Pure Platinum may be the only game in town, unless the GTR has re-opened which was rumored. I will be up there for a week starting Friday, I will do some advanced recon while golfing next week.
  5. As can Mr. Michael
  6. Leopard skin faux sheets Beaded curtains between rooms Sink full of dishes Pizza coupons that are at least 3 years past expiration date Battery operated hawaiian dancer figure Hawaiian leis Ancient sheets covering an old couch.
  7. I guess the Fit drivers were already engaged in another bush..
  8. My mistake, I thought you had mentioned threesomes...
  9. He is predictable in his unpredictability, in that if we were to ask or do a poll that said in part, "Who on this board is most likely to grab his goober 7 times daily, and admit it?" Ed would come in the number one answer. I give him great props for the thick skin he displays, however, the palms of his hands have thick skin and it isn't from digging ditches.
  10. That's our Ed, making the internet strange for everyone. Why does it seem I feel the need to shower after reading a thread peppered with Ed's comments about his DNA distribution patterns and his car buying episodes. It seems he does take his abuse well, but its still skeeves me to know the same hand he is typing with is also the same hand he is coaxing baby batter from himself while perusing Anna Kourankova sites (since Brittany decided to up and leave him).
  11. If need be I can post my ab, I got tired of supporting multiple abs, so I finally had them surgically altered so now I just have one ab, I like it and it does well with the beer drinking thing.
  12. (Schedule permitting)
  13. I just bought a car from a dealer in Massachussets this weekend. I did the paperwork, as long as you have a clean out of state title, I was able to transfer my plates from my old car to the new one. I did have to pay NYS sales tax, so I ended up with form 82 and one of the tax forms (I forget which one)
  14. Except your grubby little hands, But boy, do you plan on shipping it back to Japan for oil changes or maintenance, or have you located a japanese only repair shop that only employs japanese people. Ohh thats right, it will never need maintenance.
  15. And they taste like chicken.....
  16. No, apparently the hops and barley soaked single testicle thing is a turn on for women, you da man!
  17. 3 XL for me please....
  18. Brings a tear to my eye everytime
  19. I actually got 16.3888 MPG on the trip from New Hampshire to Long Island. That was all highway, but according to NHBiit needs to get worked in. I guess that's kinda it's only similarity to the Fit.
  20. OMG I'm one of the old ones!!!
  21. We've had several Fords, we also currently own a Lexus RX330 and a Sable. The Fords for the most part have been great, but every once in a while we will get a japanese car for variety, different type of ride. I just couldn't stand the looks I got from the knob-bobbers when I took the test drive in the Fit. That, and the multiple attachment "drivers comfort attachment" that the guy was offering, what the hell was that anyway? looked like a cucumber on steroids and he wanted to put it right there in the drivers seat! Anyway, if I decide to drive up for the opener, the truck will be going with me, Ed, if you bring the Fit, park in front of me, it's you natural position anyway. Although, depending on the drivers comfort attachment" selecyed, you may never leave the car.
  22. Well, since Ed announced his new car, he has had a few threads, I'm just going to use one of his.Although I did look the Honda Fit over, it just didn't do anything for me, I guess I'm just not the type that likes croissants and Cher tunes. I just picked up my new Ford F150 from the dealer yesterday. NHBillsfan (Randy) helped me out through his dealership. Great truck ! and the best is.... it's not a Fit.
  23. Over the years I have had to put down a few of our family pets, they are the worst days in my life when that happens. But in time, the pain subsides and the wonderful memories of that cherished pet overcome the pain. Good luck to you and your family.
  24. maybe not yet.....Barbaro doing better
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