Guffalo

Ok folks here are the tips Phil wants me to pass along: 1. Dairy Barn is a store that sells hangover helper called "Chocolate Milk" guaranteed to quell any hangover. 2. Long Island is shaped like a fish, therefore when referring to your location, be specific about where on the fish you are. 3. Two counties in Long Island, Nassau and Suffolk, Suffolk is larger and farthest east. Home to inbreds and backwoods types, if Phil falls into this category, he is dating his sister or aunt. If he is from Nassau county he trolls Hempstead turnpike on Friday nights in a nitro charged rice burner Honda Accord or crap like that, waiting for the "G" club to open so he can score some south shore punani with the rock hard hair and spiked heels. 4. When Phil grew up (well, when he finally grows up) he hopes to buy a home somewhere south of Sunrise if he is near the south shore, if he is a north shore guy, he is shooting for Huntington, but can't afford it, so he goes for Huntington Station and tries to convince everyone that its gonna change. 5. Phil and co. will have you believe that they are die hard Pennington fans, yet in the most recent draft they were screaming for a new QB to be picked, hell they have been screaming for a new QB for the last 2 drafts. 6. There are several parkways used to get around Long Island, they either go East/West or North/South, this makes it easy for people like Phil to get around. 7. The highlight for a Long Island boy like Phil is when he gets to go to Robert Moses State Park and go to the nudie beach, it gives him hours of happy thoughts when he is alone in Mom and Dad's basement apartment. 8. Late night fare for Long Island Jet fans: Age 15-25> White Castle burgers (rotten, foul, gray meat/flesh cooked in onions and steamed to a gelatenous mess). If he is older, and able to handle a fork, he will go to a 24 hour diner, order a double cheeseburger platter and then vomit in the parking lot. 9. Waits patiently each year to add to his valuable Hess truck collection which he guards with his life, banking on sending his loin drippings through Nassau Community College with the windfall that this fine collection will surely bring someday in the future.

Somehow I've got a feeling Phil here is a Massapequa High School graduate (barely) who now works in Dad's plumbing business. After waking up in his spiffed up pad in the garage/apartment of Mom and Dad's split ranch (It's a Terra!), he gets into his Accord and heads to get bagels on Merrick road before going to the shop. Once he gets to the shop, he drools over Newsdays latest raves about the Jets, and checks around on his websites to make sure Penningtons arm didn't fall off overnight. A quick review of the upcoming schedule and it's off to brag about his favorite team to a new group of fans. Since the Giants have been losing it has been easy for Phil to focus on just one team this year, earlier this season he had to be obnoxious to two different fan bases, but since the Giants slide, he has completely converted to Jets hysteria, but just until the Giants win a few or the Jets lose a few. Sunday he will rise at 5 am, get the car loaded up with tailgating accesories and head out to Giants Stadium, He lucked out this week, the game is at 4PM so he can leave at 6 Am to get there in time! After quaffing 17 beers he will be doing his best Joe Namath impersonation "Cmon Sooooozeee, gimeeee a kishhhh" while handing his ticket to the ticket girl at the gate. He will then take a nap in his seat, wetting himself while those around him scream as the Bills bring the Jets back to earth. His buddies will pour him into the car and they will embark on the journey home, waking him up around the Meadowbrook Parkway to make sure he is somewhat sober enough to find his keys among the piss stained clothes in the garbage bag in the back seat. As midnight nears, his buddies will pull up to his house and put him out at the curb, as he wanders to the garage/Philster pad entrance, the half naked man, with a garbage bag of clothes in one hand, and his Hess Foam #1 finger covering himself, he staggers through the tacky Xmas decorations on the front lawn. As he slumps to the futon/couch in his den/bedroom he gently drifts off to sleep wondering if the Giants won, and is it too late to jump on that bandwagon....

This years candidate for weathervane of the year JSP and the weathervane PS I wanna keep Parrish

As I said before, grow up, Canadien bashing is getting tired.

I am an American citizen, but for the last couple of years some idiots on this board seem to take love to take shots at Canadians, it is terribly annoying and childish, grow up, come up with a new shctick this one is getting boring.

Happy Birthday Lisa! (from Aussiew logged in at Guff's house)

Talk about blowing a load.....

Happy B day in spite of the big lug that stayed home to ruin your day!

I'm pretty sure Jay wears the same stuff that has been bandied about in reference to Lana's nighttime attire.

Washington Elementary School, Kenmore NY 1969 Mrs. Farnham 5th grade All I know is she was kind and caring and what impressed me was sometime during the school year, her house had burned down, She and her family had lost everything, but she never missed a day (that I recall), never complained, always came in with a big smile and words of encouragement. She made the biggest impression on me growing up.

Windex bottle full of ammonia and you are armed and ready to go

Well, as long as we are getting into the Christmas spirit... Santa sings

I was at the Boulevard Mall this past weekend, there were a few signed items from Miller in Marcel Dionnes shop. I didnt look for the mini helmet, but he did have some plaques and jerseys signed, I suppose the helmets are there, just have to call them 716 833-8937

Ohh, that sux, that is gonna be a long day......

WHat a romantic guy...

No seats left on the 7 pm flight, 550 AM Monday is best I can get for 159

I am here in Buffalo, just checked in, Hoping to use my tickets Sunday, just need to figure out how to get home after the game, Wife wants to leave with the kids for New York at sunrise Sunday morning, I just have to figure out the rest.....wish me luck!

Cmon JP is barely ahead of Brady and way behind Carson Palmer, get out and vote!

Its not just breakfast anymore!

I happen to be in Australia right now, the office I'm working with had to kinda close down for the Melbourne cup, a race with champion horses from all over, different ages and breeders. Largest bet race, yada yada, So in the spirit of international friendship, I went to the bar this morning and placed a bet with TAB. My horse came in and I got 53 bucks!! Final placement for Melbourne Cup Win Delta Blues Place Pop Rocks Show Maybe Better

wow, I am in Australia, I woke up at 530am to see whats happening, open the game thread and see you chuckleheads arguing about the Bills sucktitude, I log onto NFL .com for the in game stuff, 2 plays ...TD Fletcher, I'll be over there for a bit...

No, he went through some changes, some of it was for the better, but ultimately, he remained the same. Take a look for yourselves Ice's changes

Isn't T-bone a Bears fan by now?

Yet the other way around is ok? I'm shocked! that is just wrong....