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The usual tailgate standards, early morning arrival, great raffles, putting faces to board names, wings, football chatter, drunken behavior, topless bottles, topless women, the obligatory trashing of opponents fans as they wander by, what else could you ask for?

I have a Flintstones water buffalo hat, My kids bought it for me at universal studios.

We are in Long Island, the wind is pretty bad and they are doing reports from a few miles away about flooding. We are on the water and have sandbagged the area surrounding the house and we are waiting for high tide to come and go. Looks like the tide is dropping, but we will get a new one at 7:41 PM. I also picked up a 2300 watt generator to make sure the sump stays on and allow me to keep at least one refridgerator going. We have a storm sewer adjacent to our property, when the tide rises, the seawater comes in and floods the streets and starts the mayhem. Last time we had something like this we took a major hit in the lower part of the house. we had a french drain and sump put in since then. The sump feeds to the sewer main instead of right outside, neighbors who have it just fire the water out and watch it roll back in.

Scabs, or sandpaper rubout? EIther way, good luck with that, just don't try mentholatum rub, it can get tricky with open wounds.

At the Kelly induction it was a sea of blue, it was the first one done in the stadium, up until that point, all inductions were done on the steps of the HOF. Due to Kellys popularity, or the Bill fans eagerness to party, I would estimate 75 percent of the people there that day were there for JK. They even changed the presentation order to ensure that the place would not empty out before the other guys were inducted. There were sebveral organized groups that went from the Buffalo area as well as many rag-tag collections of people who made the trip. The ceremony was around mid - day, so we really didnt tailgate that much (hungover from previous night perhaps), but afterwards we went back to the hotel and partied at a bar next door till late that night.

And 4 seats for chopped liver too right?

Or, for the Polish among us, the day after Easter, and usually on the Monday following Easter (Which is traditionally a Sunday)

Sorry to step in, but Kelly the Fair and Balanced currently holds the title of Humor Police Captain, I believe this was decided 2-3 years ago.

I always wondered what had happened to Uncle Jimmy. We didnt get Chrismas cards for the last 2 years and figured he had forgotten us, I suppose this means he won't be going to the wedding this summer.

True, but he did prevent a lot of big plays, and after he got a reputation as a shut down corner, certain routes and receiver combinations were abandoned because of his play. I would hope we go on the defensive side of the ball, probably at linebacker if there isnt a run on them early, Rb in the second and then perhaps a sleeper LB D line in the 3rd with the two picks there.

Is it just so you can be pawed by many men fighting over you???

Well, I don't know if the Bills lots are officially opened off season, but Im sure Hammer may be able to accomodate people if the Bills are reluctant. Maybe The Pinto could make an off season appearance as well. Just a few thoughts to help along the process.

Way to go Rock!! I applaud your success at removing yourself from the couch (just kidding) Great news

Maybe the cleaning lady, since he never went out. Or possibly the waitress from Applebees, only Willis knows

If a draft is instituted, should retirement age also be mandatory, or maybe retire em at 5000 posts.

Somehow I don't think many of the denizens from this board would be able to really make a splash on that site, just a guess.

There are several avenues that can be taken here.... "Heather Mills is serious about getting to work and making sure one of her legs doesn't wobble around and accidentally hits somebody in the audience." When I have a wobbly leg, I generally put a matchbook under it to steady it "Heather says has a spare leg in case her prosthetic limb breaks while she is performing " Does she carry other spare bodyparts in case of a failure?, wear and tear? "Heather, 39, the estranged wife of Paul McCartney, is reportedly already struggling after suffering blisters on her partly-amputated leg as a result of grueling training sessions." Now here is where we can create stump pus jokes, I'm sure this will be a valuable source for jokes and mirthmaking.

Check Your Driver's License I definitely removed mine. I suggest you all do the same. Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was...picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security! Go to the web site, and check it out. It's unbelievable!!! Just enter your name, city and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove". This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement. US License Database Believe me they will thank you for it. http://www.license.shorturl.com/

I can't figure that one out yet, maybe ice decided to log on again?

I have been working on the Tub 'o goo look for a while, a few more 18 packs and wings and I may be rounding into shape

Ask JSP, rarely does anyone come up from behind me when I am driving, If anyone does come up behind me, they must be doing well over 85 and I will gladly let them pass.

People who sit in the right lane and give condescending looks as you drive by in the left lane trying to make up time and save tires by using the left lane as an actual lane of travel.

We are in seats 3&4, same row. We have the group of 10 in the front row who are always well lubricated and tossing peanuts at each other. We had been in the lower bowl but moved when my mothers cancer was getting bad, the bathrooms are right there which made it easier for her and my Dad. Love the seats!

I feel for your loss, over the years we hav had to say goodbye to some wonderful companions, it is never easy. I know it doesn't feel like it, but as the days go on, the pain will eventually pass. Hang tough

47.2 48.1 47.7 48.2 cant break through 50