Guffalo

After being spirited away on that sunny afternoon several years ago, the cooler spent a few hours in the back of a truck, where it was drained of it's contents by Jim, Ned, and Nathan Diaklous, three local hooligans from Lancaster. It was left in the back of the pickup after it was stripped of its’ barley laden cargo and sat in a garage for several months languishing on the garage wall. It was brought out at a family barbecue the following summer and questions regarding it's heritage and unusual signatures and well wishes scrawled across the lid caused Nathan to claim that he acquired the wayward cooling vessel from a friend who runs a limousine service. He spun a tale of the cooler abandoned after a wild party by a visiting rock star that had departed at the Buffalo airport and left behind the cooler. Ignatius, the family reprobate took in the story with a grin, knowing that the cooler was rarely used and would soon be deposited on the back wall of his Uncle's garage within hours after the family gathering. His mind began to wander to the untold riches that this piece of Rock and Roll history would bring to his doorstep. After many of the guests had said their goodbyes, Ignatius lingered a bit to help out, insisting that he assist in the cleanup of the refuse from the party with his relatives. As he placed the cooler near the back of the garage, he furtively slipped the latch on the side window to the unlocked position to enhance his ability to retrieve the rock star cooler. Later that night, he would in fact return for his holy grail. Ignatius pored over the signatures and took several high resolution photographs for his eBay listing, settling on the title “Rock and Roll Hall of fame cooler” giving a description of the cooler and posting several blurred photographs of the faux signatures. He described the white Coleman as having been a personal cooler for the Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones. According to Ignatius, this particular polymer participant had been backstage chilling for the several historic rock and roll events of the late 1990’s and early 2000s. The purported signatures include such rock royalty as Mick Jagger, Dave Mason, Eric Clapton, Madonna, Waylon Jennings, Bono, Michael Oldfield, Macy Gray to name a few. Bidding was brisk and animated concluding with a winning bid of $1,256 by a California collector who had planned to display the signed Coleman on a pedestal enclosed in glass. After shipping arrangements were completed, the cooler was delivered to Greg Weinhauser a music aficionado and collector of Santa Barbara California on June 12, 2004. The cooler now resides in the “Parties with Rock Legends” wing of the Weinhauser personal museum of rock and roll memorabilia, sandwiched between the 9x12 scratched mirror used by Devo and a boogie board signed by Robert Palmer. It is in a climate controlled environment and is happy and well in it’s new home. Ignatius, spent his 987.87 windfall (Ebay took its’ share of the proceeds) on alcohol and loose women, he wasted the rest at a carnival in Batavia. Jim, Ned and Nathan Diaklous still roam the parking lots during Bills games, ever vigilant for a cooler full of liquid refreshment that may be “available”. Heinz, well, he is still out there, searching for his long lost cooler, hopefully he may see this post, and know that although he suffered a great loss, the cooler is in a far better place.

Typical Chinese product, Cheaply made, fails to live up to expectation,

I'm a fan of the click, just my preference, the hover gets in the way of reading if you scroll over a section with the mouse.

One for me,

Pat and I are in, KJ and Randy are also in, although they are still looking for tickets.

yeah yeah, whatever....

That was thermal ski racing gear made by Spyder, but Spyder was not an official NFL sponsor back then.They may not make the exact same ones anymore, but you can take a look at some of their stuff, some of them are similar. if Body Armour made a spider striped undergarment, they could probably wear it in the NFL since they are an official sponsor.

I doubt he will be signed, not that I have any usefull information, its just that I have a signed mini helmet from him, so naturally he will be an ex-Bill. I will store that mini with my Antoine Smith, and Travis Henry minis......

Nonsense, too wasteful, use a prius, more eco-freindly

If my dog could do all of those things, I wouldn't need my wife

Of the 202 victims, find documentation on the longest surviving victim, that elapsed time should be the MINIMUM time for these guys to suffer until their expiration.

Or perhaps the banner of the retired players/coaches that is on the wall of the stadium between the 20-40 yard lines. It has Marv, Kemp, some of the 90s bills etc all in a monochrome (blue) image.

Wonderful, a guy driving for the first time in 5 years, while texting to a bunch of Bills nuts dying for info. Any actuarians here want to take a crack at the odds of this ending up badly

99 words for boobs Most definitely not safe for work NSFW

Piano (Bruce Hornsby as an example) second choice.... the didgeridoo

I don't know if it was or wasn't, but it sure was funny, but it sure looked real from watching her freak out...Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh

A coherent and well thought out discussion. She is able to use proper command of the english language to express her opinion and to inform the public of her concerns. Although she may use an occasional foul word here and there, her loquacious nature draws me to her.

I havent gotten it yet either, but I did like the package a few years ago that came with the penalty flag "My dish, my house, my rules". I still throw it at the tv whenever we get jobbed by the refs

Happy birthday to all!

My brother in law was his high school teammate. Played offensive line for Jay Fiedler, Oceanside Pirates (Long Island) On his garage beer fridge there is a team pic, easy to pick out Fiedler, the one with the Spock ears.

Mahi Mahi

Excellent idea, smart use of space, generates income from lost space/revenue, I like it.

If there is any to be found or A guppy could probably take care of it

There is only one Hammers lot, it is across the street from the players entrance, First private lot see the map