Ol' Meathead's gotta be pretty inspiring in that locker room, what with his fake-ass tough guy mentality, his pitting the players against themselves, and his confounding plays. The only saving grace for Dolphins fans might be that Tom Clements was possibly the, um, "brains" of the Buffalo offensive operation -- to use both the terms "brains" and "operation" very liberally.
I'm hoping not, though. A good Miami derailing is always, always, oh-so-fun to watch.