RuntheDamnBall

Not really a quip. It's an honest belief that things are lost in translation, to say nothing of the thousands of years between then and now and the decisions made by man of what makes the cut and what doesn't. The language you have learned the Bible in likely isn't its original one. I was simply taking your extreme question to the the extreme. I think it is hard to argue that any text is 100% true or the word of God, and since it defies proof and requires faith, to me it is a historical document that prescribes some good things and some not so useful messages today about how to live. I'm glad I don't live in a country where I'm forced to believe otherwise. Anyway, Ray Lewis has every reason to be thankful to whatever source he believes in.

Which version, in which language?

Wow, I thought this was interesting 6 days ago and now that every possible scenario has been hashed out over 55 pages I am bored as f##k.

The best thing is that these grades are really, really important. I mean, for those of you with kids, you usually get a report card on September 5th, right?

Wait, how long are you supposed to boil the pasta for?

This should probably be in the God thread, but we should probably draft Geno Smith if only for his power to give TSW posters brain damage. I have yet to see a reasoned argument against the guy that doesn't involve the Pinstripe Bowl as the only exhibited evidence.

Jim Kelly 6-3, 217 lbs. Geno Smith 6-3, 220 lbs.

I think he is more likely to become a professional bowler than he is to make the Pro Bowl.

I wonder if Stevie can put a bit more muscle on his frame and maintain his agility. I don't see why he can't run the same kinds of plays that Boldin executed perfectly yesterday.

I would be very pleased with Wilson or Geno Smith in Round 1. I agree that Wilson kind of got hung out to dry in a number of ways this season. The things I'd want to make sure of are whether there are lingering effects from the concussion, and that he seems like a guy who can adapt to his third system in three seasons.

Well, who could argue with the peer-reviewed authors and scientists at Chick publications?

Whoah, Ray Lewis is Catholic?

Yup.

I would say Parcells' arrival probably had the most to do with the enthusiasm.

Cobb was also a racist. At least Brady is just a douche.

Pervs, Poofs and Players. PPP-squared.

Photoshop and implants are a hell of a drug.

Please let's not do this.

OK, you've got me. God cares very much about the outcome of football games, but does little to save dying children in ________________.

That's great to hear. I am not sure it's really possible for a guy who has kids by four moms to be an outstanding father, because that just shows such little regard for women that there's a hell of a lot of baggage there. But I am a father of a little girl and I think pretty little of womanizers in general, and as the kind of men she'll encounter in her adult life. I'm glad to hear he is invested in his kids' lives, though, and happier to hear if he's changed.

The God they believe in doesn't exist.

Would you give yourself two million dollars at age 22 with the promise that there's probably more to come, and trust yourself to not f--- it up with parties, women and possessions? I would, but only because I was married a year later and already in a long-term relationship. For every Steve Johnson, married young with kids all with the same wife, and still an oddball, there are probably ten dudes who make more money and are ill-equipped to deal with it.

I was just going to say, the mythic PC Police are probably assembling the forces at this very moment to combat this man's exercise of his freedom. Personally, I think it's hilarious. If anything, it's the "advertiser" police that would get upset about this somehow disturbing an audience that watches about 50 violent ads per football game.

God, don't you want to just stuff Welker in a dumpster?

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.