Talonz

I guess you missed [MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW} ??? DUH Dude, seriously your a D*CK in so many posts it's not funny........I really wish your internet connection died for a few years....

Does this include handing over a nagging wife/girlfriend?

The type of plane he crashed in.. Basically a kit plane! I heard on Howard Stern this morning that the engine installed in the airplane was a modified snow mobile engine (seriously! ) .

Bling Bling

Wow -- Check this out : Named "85th of the 300 greatest football players of all time" by the NFL, NFL Properties, the Pro Football Hall of Fame and various coaches, as well as the editors of Total Football, "Cookie"™ played a full sixty minutes of every game during his three years in high school and was named one of seventy-seven outstanding scholastic players in 1953 making up the seventh annual High School Football Team, as a professional for the Ontario Rugby Football Union and in the Canadian Football League, he was illegally sold to Ralph C. Wilson, Jr., slave-holder of the Buffalo Bills for $30,000.00, August 4, 1962, while still under five one year contract's with the Toronto Argonauts of the CFL The sale of Chester Carlton Gilchrist was/is in violation of: THE CONVENTION OF 1787 "The compromise finally arrived at provided, in return for the commerce power, that the slave trade might continue until 1808 with duty of not more than $10 for each slave imported." THE ACT TO PROHIBIT THE IMPORTATION OF SLAVES (1807) The Act of 1807 (which actually went into effect on January 1, 1808, and thereby did not interfere with the provisions of Article I, Section 9 of the U. S. Constitution) ................................ SLAVE??????

Deion Sanders gets my vote. Overrated. Bad dresser. Big Mouth. Bad Dance Moves. Massacres the English language every time he opens his mouth. Need I say more

I read a story about him recently...Wow, I didn't know the background on this guy...He was a little before my time. He sounds like a VERY bitter man...

Doesn't every post by Fat ? ( No offense to Fat, but most of us simply don't have time to read War and Peace )

Ok that was FUNNNNY Thanks!

A fellow TOOL fan ... Cool

Well said!

It's poetry in motion She turned her tender eyes to me As deep as any ocean As sweet as any harmony Mmm - but she blinded me with scientology "She blinded me with scientology!" And failed me in biology When I'm dancing close to her "Blinding me with scientology - scientology!" I can smell the chemicals "Blinding me with scientology - scientology!" "Scientology!" "Scientology!" Mmm - but it's poetry in motion And when she turned her eyes to me As deep as any ocean As sweet as any harmony Mmm - but she blinded me with scientology And failed me in geometry When she's dancing next to me "Blinding me with scientology - scientology!" "Scientology!" I can hear machinery "Blinding me with scientology - scientology!" "Scientology!" It's poetry in motion And now she's making love to me The spheres are in commotion The elements in harmony She blinded me with scientology "She blinded me with scientology!" And hit me with technology "Good heavens Miss Sakamoto - you're beautiful!" I -I don't believe it! There she goes again! She's tidied up, and I can't find anything! All my tubes and wires And careful notes And antiquated notions But! - it's poetry in motion And when she turned her eyes to me As deep as any ocean As sweet as any harmony Mmm - but she blinded me with scientology "She blinded me with - with scientology!"

AWESOME!! hehehehehehehheh

Cruise at it again : This guy just can't stop... He is out of control. Please for the love of god STOP the ranting, go back to acting..PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...

Agreed... I probably have watched snatch 30+ times and still could go back for more...Truely a fantastic flick... Brick Top is one of the best "evil" characters ever IMHO! Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George. Brick Top Polford: You're going to have to repeat that. Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George. Brick Top Polford: Well, where'd you lose him?! He ain't a set of fu**ing car keys, is he? And, it's not as if he's incon-fu**ing-spicuous, now is it? Oh well, to each his own..

Speaking of Segal - My god, that man is a blimp now.... He has gotta be pushing 275-280. Go back and watch some of his first flicks ( the best ones ), he is TINY compared to now...

Gwen Stefani looked damn good though

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Snatch Star Wars : A New Hope Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back The Matrix Fight Club Gladiator Lord of The Rings - All 3 Alien Aliens Gladiator Go

Oh ya, that's right! Its clear as day now! THAT GUY !

Who is Josh Reed? J/K

( Rimshot sound )

Ya, I have to agree here... I like FUNNY stuff, not this SICK crap ... ( oh, and football talk too --- What a concept