Fark is my favorite website (well, besides TBD)
The comments are priceless..
Here is the robocop one:
They should just sell the whole city to OCP, build a robocop, then build the other cooler thing that kills OCP executives, then make robocop stupid, then make robocop fry himself to become unstupid, then make the cooler robot thing fight robocop and robocop will win. Then build another thing that is addicted to nuke out of a criminal mastermind brain and make robocop fight it, and robocop will win by pulling out his brain and smashing it on the pavement that saves Detroit. Then make robocop fight OCP army when they to forcibly evict people and giving him a flight pack, which he uses to pwn the OCP army who have combined with punk throwbacks from the 80s.
That will save detroit.