Talonz

Nope...Hines Ward-fest this time. Oh and dopey Theisman described him as "articulate"...ZZZZZZZZZZ Freaking IDIOT

They make prisoners listen to the ESPN broadcast crew.. OMFG. Please make them STFU!

I thought your parents hid the wirelss keyboard for the WebTV? Please leave the web for the adults. Go back to the kids table

I am SOOOO glad I did not pay to see this today.... ARG

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDDING ME ??????????????

Hopefully a CSI unit will never have to check for DNA in a room. Half of Buffalo is spread all over the place .. YUCK

Small rooms eh? Ah, the good ole days !

Is your smoking tent still up and running

Probably because she has a larger d*ck than most of the men on the island

The Blue Dolphin on Niagra Falls Blvd is a bargain by the hour Great weekend rates.

Drop taxes? MUAHAHAH...Not this guy. Unions have a very powerful man in office now Depressing really...The state of Erie County, Buffalo, and finally our beloved Bills...Sad...

How many plays was he in on? WOW...He probably made like 100k per snap... WOW

For me these have been stinkers: Revolver...Snatch it wasn't Doom...Way worse than even my lowest expectations. Phantom Menance....Jar Jar

Wow. I feel just the opposite about Chronicles...I thought it was GREAT. Watch it another time or two and see if it grows on you

Best news in a while : $$$$

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I just watched the new episode of Family Guy. Damn I thought it was a freaking CLASSIC.... Stewie flying with his big-wheel through the legs of the AT-AT Eating red carpet Only 2 shakes PTV Oh well, to each their own

I found this on fark..Funny stuff I proudly present to you France haters the following documentation of France's military success over the years: Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. - Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted. - Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. - Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots - Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. - War of Revolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux. - The Dutch War - Tied - War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War - Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power. - War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since. - American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting." - French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. - The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer. - The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night. - World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline. - World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song. - War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu - Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux. - War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.

Ali G ( Borat ) RULES! MUAHAHHAHA

Oh please. Don't turn this into a France vs America debate. ....Seriously France is a sh*thole. Quick Story: A fellow co-worker just returned from France. She hated it. She remarked how cramped, dirty, and old most of the building are. She had friends that she stayed with. The elevator she had to take up to the flat/apartment/shoe box was 3 feet by 3 feet. The main bed was a twin bed (very typical) .There was no room anywhere. Most middle-class folks live like this!Taxes are INSANE - 55-60%. People were god awful to her and her boyfriend because they were American. Someone remarked to her that she should go back where that "killer" runs her country... For reasons beyond my comprehension the French *HATE* us. Same thing with a good chunk of Canada. I don't understand it. Maybe envy?

Q. Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France? A. They do not know how to say "CHARGE!" Q. How do you introduce yourself in French? A. "Don't shoot, I give up!" Q. Why are French streets tree-lined? A. So the Germans could march in the shade. Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad? A: A salesman. Q: Why do the French smell? A: So blind people can hate them too! Q: What English word has no equivalent in the French language? A: Gratitude. Oh there are a million of these Vi Va La France

Yikes..Not too great. Makeup would help many of these young ladies. Sara is a hottie, but damn she is lacking color

Ah great! Yet another reason for Canada to hate us. I guess we are just paying them back for Loverboy

Madonna = Jumped the shark...

Move love for Bruschi (We're not worthy!) !!! Got Milk?