Movinon

Great, another rebuilding year

$2.25 in Fredericksburg, VA.

Hook...........line..........sinker

Yawn

Yo momma is so fat she smokes a ham after sex. Yo momma is like a rifle, one rooster and she's ready to blow.

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WTF – Talk about snake bitten

As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and finish grade 5. This is Mike's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb. 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my B word rectum both. 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bull*&^*, that watch Israel." 9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine. 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall. 11. Iraq - When we got the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break." 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?" 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say, "fortify". 14. Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.

A Gulfsteam 550 costs 52 million dollars. It flies with a crew of 5. The average cost per flying hour amongst the services is 5K per hour. Congress has been flying on government executive aircraft long before 9/11, although I will concede post 9/11 has increased their travel on service aircraft. Oh, unbeknownst to most taxpayers. Whenever Congress flies on official travel, they fly first class on your dime…..automatic entitlement.

And the taxes

As far as Buffalo and the suburbs go the lake effect machine is coming to an end. Lake Erie is 2/3 frozen and another couple days of these temps will freeze what's left open. Lake Ontario is a different story all together. It never freezes completely because of the depth. The lake is constantly turning over and the temp can be 34 one day and 40 the next. That is why the eastern end of Ontario is truly the snow capital of the US. Annual rates exceed 300 inches in area.

Beauty secrets - Janet Reno

U new hear?

What's a fake orgasm

CNN is now reporting she is being charged with attempted first degree murder http://www.cnn.com/

Kind of ironic that you would take such offense----I mean with people dying everyday cancer, AIDS, kids being kidnapped and killed, American Soldiers at war, who the $*(&^ cares about football.

Hunting and fishing

Ditto, I have Sunday ticket and don't have a landline. DIRECTV would like you to believe you have to have a phone line hooked up to your receiver in order to receive the Sunday ticket. I also have Center Ice.

loser

Lots of old people that drive really slow

This personifies the Buffalo sports fan mentality.

I would cancel my Sunday ticket subscription.

Please be sure your mom gets two opinions on how to proceed with treatment. My mom was diagnosed with lymphoma in 2001. The first doctor wanted her to start with radiation first and then chemo. My aunt, who is a nurse at Roswell, convinced her to see one of their Oncologists who disagreed with the first doctor and said she should receive an aggressive schedule of chemo first followed by six weeks of radiation. So far so good. Be prepared that whatever course of treatment your mom receives she will become very ill from any treatment and she will need a lot of love and support.