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Excellent recap as always -- Looks like Paula crashed the wagon again.

I saw him at Buffalo Airport

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I can't comment on the levels of pollution in the Buffalo River; however it is an excellent fishery if you’re fishing for enjoyment and not substance.

Here we go with the naysayers

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Journey at the Aud in 81.

One day in the future, Bill Clinton has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't Know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves." Clinton thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No," Bill said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room. In it was Newt Gingrich with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,"commented Bill. The devil opened a third door. In it, Clinton saw Jesse Jackson, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Clinton took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

What is I believe will set this store apart from others is the location on the waterfront of one of the greatest freshwater fishing lakes in the world. This will bring a lot of attention to the hidden treasures Lake Erie has to offer. Where else can you go and catch and release world class small mouth bass and fill your cooler with tasty walleyes and perch all in the same day.

Somehow, someway, the local politicians will find a way to screw this up. This has been in the works for almost 5 years.

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, "T-square, do your stuff". T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff". Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff". Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good. Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do"? The Government Worker called to his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff". Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, sh-- on the paper, screwed the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.

Carlos "Ey, boss I not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work." The boss says: "You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that." 2 hours later Carlos calls: "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."

Bet she didn’t see that coming

A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden in Kentucky recently with two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no. You must understand these here are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" said the game warden. "Ya. Every night I take these here fish down to da lake and let them swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump rat back into this here ice chest and I take them home." "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden The hillbilly looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr.Government man, I'll show you. It really works." "Okay," said the game warden, " I've GOT to see this!" The hillbilly poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" said the hillbilly. The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?" The hillbilly said, "Call who back?" "The FISH!" replied the warden. "What fish?" answered the hillbilly. We in Kentucky may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we aren't as dumb as most government employees

Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned Bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest. The bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, jostled the snake a bit. "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact,since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am." "It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you and figure out What you are, so at least you'll have that going for you." "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're Covered with soft fur, you have really long ears, your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit." "Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny then suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all Over with my paw and help you the same way you've helped me." So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're Smooth and slippery, you have a forked tongue, no apparent backbone, and no balls. I'd say you must be French."

Cats are not off limits - kick away

She should change her name to Eileen.

Notice her spare leg in my avatar. Guess she couldn’t resist showing it to Larry King.

People who annoy you

He reminds me of Mogil from Disney's Jungle Book.

Well laddy, you really should rediscover your Christian roots. You’ve had a personal visit with God this afternoon and he is very upset.

A link to a Christian website in the same email as hatred towards others --- interesting