I wouldn't say I "hated it." I thought it was okay, but I agree with everything you said. I don't know whether Depp was directed to play it the way he did or whether he was given free reign like in Pirates, but he seemed too childlike to be as sarcastic as he was/should have been. Wilder did a great job in that department. I also thought that the messages were MUCH clearer in the first movie and thought the kids were bumped-off way too quickly, i.e. before I got a chance to hate them. And the music was lousy compared to the original "Oompah, loompah" songs. Last of all, I think that Charlie WAS the hero of the 1st movie as well. It was because he was a good kid that he "won" the factory, just like in this version.