Marv's Neighbor

Are you in Witness Protection?

Believe it goes by passenger boardings.

Make him the official BORDER TROLL! Problem not solved, but maybe slowed?

In a state where they want to allow people to bury loved ones in the backyard compost pile, that's not too far fetched. Gives a hole new slant to those "A Place for Mom" commercials.

Thought it was eliminated?

Tuna surprise??

That's great, I hope they're right. I've heard this before where people are given the all clear, and somehow it does come back. Best of luck to Jim and his family.

My wife wanted to go to the Holy Land. I found out it's 11+ hours out of Newark, and said NO. A little expensive too. I keep my missions to the 6 hour max range.

Are they any good at that?

Tell the guys in India that you were perfectly normal before working there.

If you ever have a chance to see her hands and/or feet...don't.

Another Shovel Ready Project.

It was on the first car, like a windshield, but with screen fabric. Verry useful, especially if you rode after dark.

Ever been to Biltmore? It's especially beautiful at Christmas. Drove across the Smokies to get there. I understand that the parkway across the Smokies is bumper to bumper around Mother's day due to people driving to see all the wild plants & flowers in bloom.

OOOH WAAH, Sabres on the Warpath!

BYO cuffs!

I know it's the Comet but I remember it with those screens on the front car, to cut through the freakin flies. No screens, not the same Comet to me.

Yes, I saw that BUT, it's not the same without getting a face full of those Canadian sand flies. Also doubt that you could see downtown Buffalo from the top of their hill.

Never liked that one but the Comet was another story. Great ride! I faked my death to gain my fortune in a large policy payable in Bitcoin.

Use to be Crystal Beach, but I've been gone for a few years.

Good to know the Art Gallery may finally have something that I would like to see. Hopefully it's a permanent exhibit?

He didn't have to, we had Peterman for that.

A guy dies and gets to heaven and is surprised to see a large wall full of clocks. He asks St Peter what they're for? St Peter says they are "lie clocks." Every time a person lies the hands move one second. He points to Mother Theresa's clock and proudly tells the guy the hands have never moved. Then he shows him George Washington's and the hands have only moved a couple of seconds, indicating that George was pretty honest. Then the guy asks to see Hillary's clock. St Peter tells him that they keep that one in Jesus's office, and he uses it as a ceiling fan.

Aren't the brown shells for chocolate?

Now if CBS could give us some USEFUL news, such as the Powerball numbers for Saturday.......