Marv's Neighbor

Is it Festivus already? Have not done any shopping yet! Is there a Boxing Day for that?

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week. The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide. The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do. But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter. And not much has been heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.

Rexing = Vexing!

Must have had a coupon!

He seems to like the Chinese "products."

Best of luck! I can think of many of my co-workers, along the way that either didn't make it, or only lived for a year or two after. I've been retired for 4 years and miss the pay but not the BS! You will wonder how you had the time to go to work.

Getting tired of this!! You don't see that many empty shelves but there's a bunch of stuff nobody wants in its place. Seems as though Costco is moving all their stuff off the ceiling to fill in the blanks. Checkouts are a joke. Wegmans has to sanitize the belt before you can step up to put your items on. Costco makes you stand between the yellow stop bars before you can even get to the check out register. Had an item to return at Costco today. Had top enter through the normal entry side, to be "counted," then slide over to the exit side to cross two lanes of exiting shoppers, to get to the return counter. The drive over and back was less complicated! Overheard a fellow shopper saying "this is freakin ridiculous!!" She was right!

It took NASA to figure this out?

Noticed that I have slowed down a lot since retiring BUT have picked back up, the past 2 weeks.

Was OK with Barkley till last season. Don't know what happened to him but we do need a reliable backup QB. Cam, despite where he comes from, is not the answer for the BILLS.

Greatest ball handler on the team. RIP!

Always thought things went better with Coke?

But I Have! Over & over again.

Does it have a happy ending?

Seems way too soon to worry about this. Way too many questions, and the answers to those seem to be changing every day. As an old friend of mine used to say; "hard tellin, not knowin!"

I'm much too busy fighting the Corona Virus to watch a whole game, that has already been played. Have assume that the BILLS brain trust did see it, and acted accordingly, so hope they are right, again!

Fake news!

Ask the kid if he believes in Santa? If the answer is yes, give him a trophy. If the answer is no. fugget about it!

Vodka?

Got toilet paper?

Maybe Robert Kraft needs to make a road trip?

Greed was the only factor in him leaving. He does not need to play anymore. IF he had any sense he would have retired while on top, with the last SB win.

https://torontosun.com/news/world/pandemic-getting-behind-social-distancing-and-coronavirus-fails

The Bars were closed yesterday in Dublin. No doubt that was a real crowd pleaser.

Can you get a surgical mask to cover it?