Marv's Neighbor

I thought that was called the WEST COAST OFFENSE!

The guy could get jail time for a Lawn Mower rap??? How would he answer the question..What are you in for, without cracking the whole place up?

No, it was the Oat Meal at the Cook County Slam!

It was a better option than waiting eight hours in an ER!

You CAN'T get fired for not having a car but you CAN be fired for not showing up at work, or a work assignment. Read between the lines, someone is trying to get rid of you. You may want to proactively begin to find another place to work.

The OK I live in California part said it all!

That's one rookie's opinion of another rookie!

Another reason to REVIVE THE TOONS NOW! This would NEVER happen to Daisy Duck, Minnie Mouse, Olive Oil etc. etc. Child stars get hormones and mature so this is bound to repeat over and over. No suprise, shock, indignation etc.

On top of that, the NEW LA Football Stadium was on the air yesterday and THE BILLS were NOT mentioned as the lileky NEW TENANTS! We're DOUBLE DOOMED NOW!

I understand that the next generation carriers will have mostly remotely piloted planes. The Navy is having problems with recovery and being able to quickly move them around the decks without damage/crew injury.

Maybe the McKenzie Brothers...for our Canadian fans!

Maybe we should all chip in and set him up with Spitzer's girl!

It outdrew SANTA???? We can't have that! Maybe Santa needs to sign up a few Topless "helpers!"

Israel must think so, they bombed the sh*t out of it a couple months ago.

People hear S. Cal and just associate that with earthquakes much like people's reaction when you tell them you're from BUF and they immediately think of snow. This one was associated with the New Madrid Fault Line. It's been relatively inactive lately but that's the same Fault Line that changed the course of the Mississippi River in the early 1800's so who's to say what could happen in the future. Maybe you won't have to dig out rubble but they could consider treading water in places where they never did that before.

I can't believe people are not rioting in the streets demanding domestic energy production.

Are they Pr*ck proof?

Me too and I'm in one of the more "moderate" states (VA.)

They're only open Friday/Saturday/Sunday till the last week in May. Colonial Williamsburg, Yorktown Battlefield, Mount Vernon, Monticello etc. are always open, if you enjoy History.

Gives a whole new meaning to: I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!

FORBES?????...One of the ALL TIME GREAT Sports Authorities!

Maybe they'll finally get to use their TSUNAMI EVACUATION ROUTE road signs.

That's the Ultimate Fantasy Football!

They did. They moved to the East Side, went to a Dyngus Day Celebration and were never seen again!

That could not happen in Buffalo....there's still too much snow in the yard!