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Crap Throwing Monkey

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  1. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Oh, SNAP!
  2. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Hogboy, is that you? You're !@#$ing killing me, man...
  3. Crap Throwing Monkey
    This guy can't possibly be for real, not with the setup lines he's feeding me.
  4. Crap Throwing Monkey
    In other words: lunch.
  5. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Probably because his dick's in your mouth...
  6. Crap Throwing Monkey
    So what'd you serve at Ft. Irwin? Lunch to the warfighters?
  7. Crap Throwing Monkey
    I don't know...his "!@#$ you" response to cromagnon's "repression" post was pretty substantial, I thought. Really. Think about it...
  8. Crap Throwing Monkey
    I thought it was pretty obvious it was Tom Brady in a sports bra...
  9. Crap Throwing Monkey
    I know. I'm starting to wonder if ieatcrayonz hasn't branched out into performance art...
  10. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Ah, irony...
  11. Crap Throwing Monkey
    A three syllable word? You must be joking.
  12. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Your parents abandoned you in the wild at a young age, didn't they?
  13. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Why? You looking for a piece of ass? Again...try google.
  14. Crap Throwing Monkey
    But he's finally got attention. Look back at his early posts, and it's pretty much all he wanted.
  15. Crap Throwing Monkey
    You seem a little...I don't know...obsessed with black men. There's sites for that, you know. Not this one...but I'm sure you can find them on google...
  16. Crap Throwing Monkey
    But you can't possibly understand, you're only a Golden Domer, you're not nearly as successful as he is.
  17. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Oh, NOW it all makes sense.
  18. Crap Throwing Monkey
    I thought SUV's were for women, though, because they're "safer". Now I'm confused. Must be because I'm a "crap throwing monkey", thus a black on welfare.
  19. Crap Throwing Monkey
    I think the minorities are pretty !@#$ing happy about that, as well.
  20. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Nope, back to the whole career/success line again. No imagination. Not too long before he he gets to "You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny." At least his grammar's improved over the course of the evening, though. Too bad it still only approximates English.
  21. Crap Throwing Monkey
    You've got to love the logic, though. "He hates VWs...he must support George Bush!" Yeah, that follows...
  22. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Maybe I should just tell him that my Lacanian real can beat up his hermeneutical ideal, and watch his pointy little head explode...
  23. Crap Throwing Monkey
    You getting the feeling that...oh, I don't know...maybe he's overreached himself a bit here? A little overmatched? I'd have more of a challenge frying up those baby birds outside...
  24. Crap Throwing Monkey
    I'm at a complete loss here. What's the proper response to this bull sh--? Should I use the more subtle "I'm rubber, you're glue..." gambit, or go directly for the throat with "I know you are but what am I?" Does anyone know the proper etiquitte for trading insults with a six-year old? I haven't done it in decades.
  25. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Hell, I'd prefer it. I can't !@#$ing STAND stupid insults. Give me creative ones, dammit!
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