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  1. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Oh, geez. It's just a regular retard festival now...how ya doin' Kurt? Still spouting off Nazi racial theories according to Alfred Rosenberg? Little_to_the_Left, meet KurtGodel77. As much a racist prick as you are, you can learn a thing or two from him...
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    I know that guy...
  3. Crap Throwing Monkey
    For the last time: In. English. Please.
  4. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Oh, SNAP!
  5. Crap Throwing Monkey
    I'm an idiot magnet. Always have been. I usually have to be in a car...but online works as well...
  6. Crap Throwing Monkey
    So he's not a racist. He treats everyone like a downtrodden minority...
  7. Crap Throwing Monkey
    It's got to be. No one can be this stupid accidentally, and only Hogboy ever managed to do it purposely for such an extended period.
  8. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Oh, great. Now you're going to be a gay black Cuban boat person on welfare, too...
  9. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Right now, I'm leaning towards a "comic genius" theory. He's like ieatcrayonz on crystal meth...
  10. Crap Throwing Monkey
    I think the response will touch on one of these themes: You're gay. Your mother. Me, the crap throwing monkey. Welfare. Blacks.
  11. Crap Throwing Monkey
    You know...you're really bad at this whole trading barbs thing. Seriously, not just bad. REALLY bad. Truly pathetic. Terminally putrid. Not even thoroughly inept...so horrible, you must actually aspire to achieve thorough ineptness.
  12. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Don't let it get to you. He think's I'm a gay black Cuban boat person on welfare.
  13. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Lonnie Johnson. Hands down.
  14. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Rules of Witty Repartee: 1) Make sense. 2) Be creative. 3) Be witty. Please, I beg you, try to follow at least ONE of these rules.
  15. Crap Throwing Monkey
    But where in the HELL do you find those avatars?
  16. Crap Throwing Monkey
    You should. It might make you a more interesting person.
  17. Crap Throwing Monkey
    You know...even pros have to hone up on the basics every so often...
  18. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Watermelon and FRIED CHICKEN, you idiot. Only thing worse than a racist is a STUPID racist.
  19. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Still...it's been kind of refreshing. Been a while since I've clubbed baby seals on TSW.
  20. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Now you've done it. Now he's going to criticize your lack of a career and mock you for coming over on a boat.
  21. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Add half a dozen beers, and I'd be a quartermaster.
  22. Crap Throwing Monkey
    He's making me miss BF and Sue. I'm pining for the days when people seasoned eggs with pickle juice and threatened to dump a beer on my head...
  23. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Busted. I know you won't admit it, though. But I know it's you.
  24. Crap Throwing Monkey
    It's so sad when you have to give them advice. "No, no, that's NOT how you insult someone!"
  25. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Hell no. If I could write material this good, I'd be doing stand-up professionally. You can't get better setups than this: http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showt...ndpost&p=694222 I couldn't have made that up if I tried...
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