Crap Throwing Monkey

Lithium, Joe.

No you don't, !@#$er...

I'd like to offer my sincere apologies to Carolina, for having a team that can only play hockey in absolutely perfect conditions.

But you can't slap a blade on a chiminea and mow the lawn...

He drives a Bentley, but he can't spell it.

"Because I carpool with my coworker and he doesn't fit in the seat..."

He'd probably slap me, too, if I didn't call you a manipulative B word for posting that. (Inside joke between me and Debbie...don't delete please...)

Civilian deaths are rarely justified (unless you're Arthur Harris). They are, however, occasionally acceptable. Only because it's war, and bad sh-- happens to innocent people.

Now who's arrogant?

You keep missing the salient point in all this: You bought a GAY CAR.

Which, really, is a crying !@#$ing shame...

"Wait a minute...they weren't supposed to win this game. Someone get Bettman on the phone, now..."

People who get involved in things they do not understand, get their asses kicked, and blame other people are, by definition, idiots. Anyone who invested in Enron without taking the time to read an annual report (which made it startlingly clear that the business plan was "play a shell game") should have been diversifying in mutual funds and protecting themselves from their ignorance, not buying high-flying stocks directly. You see, in the real world, when people take actions, those actions have consequences. When people make decisions out of ignorance, those consequences are frequently bad. "Genius" isn't knowing everything, it's knowing what you're a total !@#$ing dumbass about. For example, you'd be a genius if you understood that these people and I have traded posts for years, and they understand my glib remarks. Instead, you don't know that you're a total !@#$ing dumbass about the established social interaction of long-time posters...which makes you an idiot.

Much like how I question your ability to recognize a glib remark shared between people who actually do know each other. Note that the people to whom my comment was actually directed brushed it off...but someone who doesn't know me and wasn't involved is the only one to take offense. Says more about your emotional maturity than it does mine, frankly.

There's some serious goaltending going on at both ends, too...

And the Acadamey Award for Best Actor goes to...Rod Brind'Amour! Yeah, it was a high stick. Yeah, it was a penalty. And Brind'Amour hammed it up worse than William Shatner. And people accuse the Sabres of diving?

I saw it. I just don't buy it.

It is a home game. And someone please tell me, before I celebrate the goal, how Afinogenov can make a ridiculous pirouetting backhand pass to the wing like that, but can't put a shot past the goalie? How can someone be that bad and that !@#$ing good at the same time?

MGD out of the bottle. And I just opened a bag of pretzles. Snyders of Hannover. Lightly salted. The first one out of the bag is slightly burnt. Just like Jillson.

C'mon, be serious...I'm trying to give Kiwi updates here. Update: I've had my first drink of my beer.

Update: I just opened my beer.

Update: game hasn't started yet.

Holy sh--. That's actually a GROUP delusion?

I changed the avatar from Briere scoring on Ward to Ward blocking a shot. Maybe that'll lift the jinx. If not...I vote for the return of the fyou smiley.

Canadiain folk singer from the '70s. Count your blessings...