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  1. Crap Throwing Monkey
    If they ever introduce Olympic class video game snowboarding, I'm moving to a different planet.
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    Or Ryan Miller, for that matter...according to JSP, and depending on which day you ask him.
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    And damn if that penis flu doesn't set you back for days...
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    VIDEO GAMING IS NOT A SPORT! Jesus...
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    Clinically, either's an infection. Colloquially...you're right. Most people hear "infection", they think of a weeping, pus-filled abcess, which is bacterial. Or occasionally fungal. Or on very rare occasions Bennie Anderson...
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    Yeah...but it would be unusual to get it in the leg.
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    Hell, cut off a leg, too. He spends half the game sliding around on his stomach anyway...
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    A one-armed Fitz on the ice. Who'd notice?
  9. Crap Throwing Monkey
    What's the sixth?
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    I think the depth chart at defense right now is: Lydman Campbell Fitzpatrick Jillson The hot dog vendor. My grandmother. Though the hot dog vendor might be above Jillson...I'm not sure...
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    Of course, it all goes back to Prescott Bush financing the damn Nazis. If he hadn't, Carolina would be selling out...
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    You prefer the latter because it validates you if Miller gives up 20 goals...
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    Sabres are either going to lose 2-0 tonight as they keep their forwards back on defense all night, or they just say "!@#$ it", play five forwards at all times, and outscore the Hurricanes 22-20.
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    Oh. Well, okay then!
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    Unless he's really flexible...
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    Yeah. "It's Bush's fault." Right.
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    This is getting beyond tragic into downright silly. Let's just play all forwards, all the time...
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    Example 1: he's in politics.
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    Don't tell him what you did to his Bently (sic).
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    You're right...but Moore's still a sleaze-ball. Bigger sleaze-ball than Rove, I think.
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    JSP did.
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    Nah, anyone can do it. It's easy. Or maybe I'm just a genius...
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    Should have let them just go on with the investigation, and let Nancy Pelosi B word about how Congress is being bullied by actually having to follow those pesky laws...
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    I suspect it's more like: rich people exist so the government can tax them and redistribute the money to him. Usually the way it works.
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    Though technically, there's a difference between people who have money and people who have expensive cars. That difference being: people who have expensive cars have that much less money. Nevertheless, your point that our current windowlicker can't understand why someone who HAS money would SPEND money is a valid one.
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