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  1. Crap Throwing Monkey
    eryn has a nasty habit of somehow causing the Sabres to lose when he watches the game. And he's got the TV on now, the bastard. I swear, if the Sabres lose this game, I'm going down there and ripping out all his nose hair one by one...
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    Shut the !@#$ up and TURN OFF THE !@#$ING GAME!!!
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    If we lose another defenseman, is there even another one in the entire organization? That goal was seriously ridiculous, though. Why can't the Sabres score on double-carom overhand masse shots like that?
  4. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Sabres lost four starting defensemen...what, you expect them to be lucky?
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    It's better to be lucky than good... And losing four defensemen is the essence of "unlucky". I still can't believe it...Tallinder, Numminen, Kalinin, McKee...un-!@#$ing-real...
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    When you've dressed the trainer as a defenseman, those'll happen. I'm more worried that Ward looks like he's having one of those "Mr. !@#$ing Wizard" nights going...
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    bump 701592[/snapback] If they win this game, it'll be a !@#$ing miracles. I'm not saying they won't win...I'm just saying it'll be a miracle if they do.
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    Lydman, Campbell, Fitzpatrick, Jillson, Janek... So yeah, we got two...
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    Except, in hockey, if you can't make the transition from defense to offense, it doesn't matter WHO you have in the line. Sabres have been getting progressively worse in their transition game and center ice play, the more defenders they've lost. I'm looking forward to Connolly being back...but who's going to feed him the puck? Jillson? Paetsch?
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    As a defenseman?
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    That's actually the first thing I've seen this off-seasion that gives me any confidence the Bills won't suck...
  12. Crap Throwing Monkey
    56 seconds. You did mean his time to eat 40 wings, right? If not... 56 seconds.
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    But that's Fitzpatrick's job...
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    Horny?
  15. Crap Throwing Monkey
    I've been thinking of that stupid "argument" all day, too...
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    Who's left? I think Paetsch is going to be paired off with a pair of old socks...
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    Odd that something bad should happen to someone who's not a Sabres' defenseman...
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    Wasn't that a Judy Blume book: "Are You There, Hockey Gods? It's Me, Tater..."
  19. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Ah. Past hope, heading towards delusion, by way of Stoli.
  20. Crap Throwing Monkey
    There's hope, then there's wishful thinking, then there's delusion. Where are you right now?
  21. Crap Throwing Monkey
    There's a very easy explanation for that: when bullets are flying, soldiers are smart. Reporters are idiots.
  22. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Like the Miller commercials a few years back? Always liked the weiner dog drag racing...tackle golf wasn't bad, either. I'd pay to watch that as an Olympic sport...
  23. Crap Throwing Monkey
    ESPN does dog shows now? Why the !@#$ does ESPN cover !@#$ing dog shows?
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    Someone please tell me the last time a hockey team lost FOUR defensemen in the playoffs. Darin? Lori? Hockey Sherpa? Bueller? Bueller? This is such bad !@#$ing karma I can only laugh...
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    Actually, Bruce Smith did get the flu shot. It's what knocked him out of the game.
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