Crap Throwing Monkey

Joe's like the weather in Buffalo: if you don't like it, wait five minutes.

From the very little I heard, though, McKee's infection could be serious. Having sudden pain and inflamation in a leg two weeks after cut can be a very bad sign - either acute cellulitis, which can be damaging (my wife had it in her arm three years ago, she still has tendon and nerve problems). And that's pretty much the good option. The bad option...you don't want to know...

I already asked that..."Can we play two goalies in goal?" Apparently not.

They're the Mighty Ducks, for God's sake. You know who the first coach of the Mighty Ducks was? Emilio Esteves. NO !@#$ING WAY they deserve to be anywhere near the Stanley Cup.

With Campbell, Lydman, Jillson, Janek, Paetsch, and Fitzpatrick? That's more like a defensive half-shell.

No, Carolina winning the Cup is merely unfortunate. Anaheim winning the Cup would have been an abortion. Carolina's at least ex-Hartford...

I don't how you can call Golisano cheap or Ruff horrible...and your players are bound to be overmatched when you lose four starting defensemen in ten games. Congrats to Carolina, for just barely beating the Rochester Amerks' defense...

Well...look at the bright side. If you were Japanese, that would be 34 years.

Dear Darcy Regier, Don't change a thing. Leave this team just the way it is. Use the room under the cap to keep this team just the way it is. Sincerely, Crap Throwing Monkey P.S. That includes keeping Biron.

I'll thank them tomorrow. I'm still busy fuming...

Max always almost scores. And three to almost three doesn't win the game.

Wait until after the game. If you beat him now and we somehow win, we're down FIVE defenders. And despite the REALLY STUPID penalty...that was piss poor defensive play in front of the net. Absolutely horrible. Guys standing around not clearing it out of the crease and screening the goalie.

No sh--, buckwheat. Tell us when you have a good feeling. That'll be news.

And they clear the puck into the crowd... You know what this defense needs? Jack Bauer. In fact, put him in goal, they'll never get a shot off at him.

How the hell did Carolina not even get a shot off with that retarded defensive play? Jesus Christ...

Finally? A bunch of us have been doing that for years...

Hey, just like McKee!

Skip the doll. Use Brind'Amour. And knitting needles.

Yeah. Retatta has a higher street value.

Tell me you're not getting Paxil from a primary care physician...

Sounds like a hockey player...Lydman, Afinogenov, Kotalik, Tonsilitis, Vanek, Tallinder...

Should we tell mead that girls are different from boys, and have to visit the doctor more often?

Eryn, isn't there a movie on Lifetime you'd rather watch, or something?

Actually, it's 0-60 time is respectable (I'll time it for you tomorrow)...and I've had it up to 90 with power to spare (it'll probably get up to 100 easily...but I'm long past being young and stupid enough to try it). And it's got more and better computers than the friggin' space shuttle, and gets very good gas mileage, and can carry 8 foot boards of 5/4 mahogany... ...and, best of all, it's not a friggin' gay car like yours.

Ed, before you mock someone's super-genius cats or uber-geek automobile, you should remember one thing: You bought a gay friggin' car.