Crap Throwing Monkey

Uhhhhh..... So?

1) That's a Darwin Award if I've ever seen one. 2) You KNOW their parents are going to sue the business on some flimsy logic, which will be a stupid lawsuit because: 1) That's a Darwin Award if I've ever seen one.

No, we can use injuries as an excuse. Losing almost EVERYONE on the defense in 10 games is a pretty good excuse. Which doesn't mean the Canes didn't win fair and square...injuries are part of the game, after all. Sabres just had freakishly bad luck in that regard. So once again, I'd like to congratulate the Carolina Hurricanes for beating the Rochester Amerks in 7 games...

Eric Cole - +19, 59 pts. Tom Connolly, +5, 55 pts. Teppo Numminen +6, 40 pts Henrik Tallinder +10, 21 pts Dmitri Kalinin +14, 18 pts Jay McKee +0, 11 pts Don't even try to sell that sh-- here. You really want us to believe that losing one winger is the same as losing a center and four starting defensemen? Particularly when Tallinder at +10 is basically replaced by a guy (Rory Fitzpatrick) with a -19. If you honestly believe that's an equitable trade-off - Cole for those five players - then you simply don't know anything about hockey...and we can safely ignore the rest of your posts on the subject.

I certainly hope they re-sign him. Greer was a steal; the Capitals were stupid to let him go.

Actually, his job was pretty much coming up with schemes to take people out in large groups. (He was in counter-proliferation. Making sure terrorists didn't get nukes, and such.)

Guns don't kill people. Hevesi kills people. With Schumer.

Except they changed the icing rule. I haven't seen 20 icing calls all season.

I'll buy that...but only in as much as the pansy-ass centers, not having the guts to put together a platform that represents the majority of party members, feel they have to court the extremes so they can represent everyone. Can't piss off the Pat Robertson crowd by strongly representing the 90% of conservatives who recognize he's a crock of sh--. Let's face it, politics is run by special interests. Which means it's going to be dictated by the fringes, since they're the most special of special interests.

Judge not, lest you be forced to drive a Honda Fit.

Season tickets run $17 per seat per game for the 300s, $65 per seat per game for the better seats. And by the way...I am NOT organizing this. I'm just an ideas man. Better to have someone local do it anyway, I think...

Really? I thought it sucked... Out of towners get to support the team...kids get to see games they might not otherwise see...I'm not seeing a down-side, really...

Since the Democratic Party stopped embracing it and started embracing lunatic fringe groups. The Democrats haven't been truly liberal in a good while. In my lifetime, their platform hasn't been liberal, it's been a laundry list of grievances.

Then lets all us out-of-towners chip in to get some and donate 'em to the Make-A-Wish foundation or something...

I always thought they were more like lawn gnomes, myself. At least we know they're not pixies or faeries...those would be the Flyers...

No, not that I know of.

Intentionally shoot the puck in the stands, get a penalty. There's plenty of examples of errant passes, shots, or deflections going off into the stands that don't get called for delay of game. But an errant clearing attempt is pretty damned unambiguous...

Stop taking home free samples. This sucks.

It's pretty unbelievable, when you think about it. Like I said last night, congrats to the 'Canes for beating the Rochester Amerks.

There must be. Nothing else can explain the horrid luck of losing four defensmen in ten games...

It's a rule, like icing, that the officials are allowed a little discretion on. They can judge a puck that goes into the stands as an errant pass and not call the delay of game penalty. Nevertheless, in this particular case...I think it would be a serious leap of logic to claim Campbell's clearing attempt was an errant pass; it was a clearing attempt that went off the ice, and the right call by the refs.

You just made me change my mind...

"Are You There God, It's Me, Tater...!@#$ YOU!!!!!"

"Necrotizing fasciitis" springs immediately to mind - because it's ugly as hell, not because it's common (it's highly unlikely he has that.) Basically, any infection is cellulitis, or something worse. The vast majority are minor - you cut your hand peeling an apple, it gets red and inflamed for a few days, and goes away. But if you've had treatment in the hospital, you're already out of the vast majority.

Except that Max led the team in assists. He doesn't score...but he does produce...