Crap Throwing Monkey

Too bad my "You don't have to respond to everything, dumbass" post was deleted. Of course, Simon would just ask me if he's supposed to respond to you or not. Some people never !@#$ing learn...

Of course you were... Last original thought you had was...well, was buying a gay car.

Live ones, of course. The fur eventually falls off the dead ones, reducing their R-value.

Not generally. If high-quality and stored properly, they can last a while. (Sarin, for example, can last as much as a year). If left out in the open with other munitions, the chemicals tend to break down and become unusable as weapons (i.e. still poisonous...but when you detonate the shell, it releases a toxic sludge, not a gas. Not an effective weapon.) Generally, after '91, Iraq couldn't store them properly - storage sites for chemical weapons tend to be big things that are easily noticed by inspectors. The US and Russia had long-term storage, too, and had better quality control and added additives to increase stability. Iraq's CW program developed along with the Iran-Iraq war...hence, stability was less an issue since weapons went from manufacture to use in a manner of weeks during the war. I'm willing to bet Iraq never truly stockpiled large quantities of chemical weapons.

...or not. You're forgetting that other people saw that thread, too...

I find the cats work better...

That's okay. We know you're just the messenger.

No, what I'm saying is that, not ninety minutes ago, he posted a thread saying "I bought a gay car". Then he deleted it. Now he's denying it. And the REASOn he admitted to buying a gay car...is because he thought, somehow, that I'd promised to tell him who ieatcrayonz really is. Except that 1) I never promised that, and 2) even if I did, I don't know exactly who ieatcrayonz is anyway, and 3) I wouldn't need him to admit it, as everyone except him knows he bought a gay car. Just like everyone except Ed knows who crayonz is...

I did a room up in plastic and duct tape yesterday. That sh-- actually works!

The difference being: I didn't admit to everyone that I bought a gay car, like you did.

At least they wouldn't be under control of Illinois Nazis...I hate Illinois Nazis...

Well...it's a much more accurate comparison when you get the facts wrong about WWII.

No, it's actually smokinandjokin.

Of course, everything's sunshine and lollipops on mainstream news media...but that's beside the point... So The Daily Show may lead people who already don't vote to not vote??? The following story's great, too..."studies" show that Republicans aren't likely to give much to Katrina victims, and Democrats, while likely to give more, give more to whites than blacks. This based on a study where people were asked to read a news story about a victim, then asked "Are you a Republican or Democrat?" and "How much would you give this person?" And that's supposed to be an accurate study of charity? That article was all kinds of !@#$ing stupid. I feel dumber after having read it.

Mild mannered? See Ed, it's definitely not me...

Probably not...

So you didn't take action, then?

Shortest hunger strike ever.

I think naming the team "Mighty Ducks" to begin with was a bad move. What's next? The Dodgers changing their name to the "Bad News Bears"?

Dead, I'm telling you. !@#$ing dead.

HE needs help? So far you've accused just about everybody here of being crayonz at some point.

Paul Simon? I mean, I realize he kind of lost direction when Art Garfunkel left...but I didn't know he got THAT bad...

I want to know how it knew...

Fascinating. I typed in a Brazilian friend's name...last name "Bartholazzi". The web site returned a Brazilian name of..."Bartholazzi".

You would, too, if you were wearing a sweater that had "Ducks" plastered on it.