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Crap Throwing Monkey

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  1. Of course, some people have to resort to watching some of their 7000 wrestling tapes...
  2. I thought he just drafted them for the offensive line. TD forced Hulk Hogan into retirement and made NavyBillsFan cry!
  3. And paradoxically, Hulk Hogan is a god to weepy Navy boys...
  4. Annie's probably got one in her basement...
  5. TD wrote the script for "Ishtar"...
  6. I'm dyslexic...I believe in dogs. As for coping with the death of a loved one...death is a natural, inescapable process that catches up with us all. I deal with it by recognizing the inevitability of it, and making sure I end every day as complete with everyone important in my life that I possibly can. On that unavoidable day in the future - hopefully the far future - when my wife dies, I'll miss her greatly (presuming my own death hasn't preceded hers)...but I won't have left anything unsaid between us.
  7. Technically he gave everyone herpes, since he created the virus.
  8. Yeah...the rest of us are abysmally stupid (hey, you used a polysyllabic word correctly!) because the two of you don't know make-believe from reality.
  9. This draft analysis brought to you by the Rainbow Warriors at the Department of Homeland Security...
  10. He's not a 'tard, he's a virtuous and righteous God-fearing person. Just look at his avatar...
  11. Why? What's wrong, did Donahoe "Michael Jackson" you as a child or something?
  12. But how do you feel about price gouging by carrot producers?
  13. So football isn't a sport when it's played by the Kansas City Chiefs?
  14. But at my more cynical moments, I fail to see why it should be the government's job to protect people from themselves...
  15. I say TD should stick Henry on IR or the PUP list for the season (so he doesn't take up a roster spot), eat the million his contract costs, and then Henry can see how he fares in free agency next year with a reputation as a whiny crybaby who's dumb as a post, can't block to save his life, and hasn't played a down of football in more than a year.
  16. Yeah...our observations are a lot more craptastic than your "Oil companies are bad" opinion.
  17. But that's a local competitive effect most of the time. Stations in a given locality tend to all sell at roughly the same price, because "gas is gas is gas" and if the guy down the street's selling at $2.45/gallon, you can always drive another half-mile and find it a dime cheaper. How many times have you sat at a busy intersection with two gas stations on opposite corners selling for the same price? If one lowers their price, the other's forced to do the same to keep customers... That's also why they come up with gimmicks like "Mobil Speedpass" or whatever it is...they have to establish brand loyalty and a competitive edge somehow, and if gas is gas is gas, the guy with the Mobil Speedpass is going to favor Mobil over the Sunoco across the street.
  18. Darin, How could you know this? Wouldn't anyone who's experienced it be unable to tell about it for being dead?
  19. It's the damned teachers' unions...
  20. Crap Throwing Monkey's class in Market Economics Maybe the carrot analogy is too tough for some people...
  21. Torturing and killing an !@#$ is easy. Really tormenting and humiliating him so that he wants to die is elegant and subtle...
  22. From his speech last night (from an AP article on it) "But for Americans concerned about investing in the stock market, he also proposed a relatively safe investment option for private accounts, one invested entirely in U.S.-backed treasury bonds." Good call...
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